Morning Goods: Justin Theroux

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It’s sick how much we want to fuck Justin Theroux. No, seriously, we’ve been considering psychiatric help…

You may recognize him from Mulholland Drive, Charlies Angels 2, or, perhaps from The Broken Hearts Club (to name a few).

He played gay in the latter. We’ve heard conflicting reports of his sexuality, so if anyone wants to shed some light on whether or not Mr. Theroux likes a bit of penis play, please don’t be shy…(And if Theroux or any of his friends are reading this, tell him we’ll give him a reduced rate for our particular mode of sluttery…)

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