Yesterday we heard the “only in puritanical America” news that Jessie Colter was given the boot from the Kentucky Kingdom Hurricane Bay water park, called a queer and threatened with arrest after his red swim briefs were deemed “inappropriate.”
Some Queerty commenters suggested that perhaps a staff member at the park recognized Jesse from his, ahem, acting career (re: porn), and that that’s what sparked the confrontation.
DarthKitsune aptly hypothesized:
Someone in charge recognized him as one hell of a hunky pornstar and got all uppity. ‘Nuff said. Kudos to Jesse for not having a total bitch fit and flipping the fuck out like I would have.
We’ll never know if that’s true or not of course, but in the case that it was, here’s the repressed and confused longing that may have gone through a closeted park employee’s head when he connected the dots.
Jessie, who describes himself on Twitter as a “plant nerd turned sex icon,” is certainly no stranger to making things grow.
Let’s get to know him, shall we?
Mind you, these are the photos we could show you. For lots more (definitely NSFW), head here.