
GRATUITOUS SKIN — Before Christopher Barron joined executive director Jimmy LaSalvia to become the chairman of GOProud, he was the political director of Log Cabin Republicans. He ditched that place in 2009. But little did we know that in between writing smartypants op-eds, Barron would have much free time to work on his abs. And photograph them. And turn himself into a veritable Guys With iPhones fanatic. If you see him hanging out on Grindr, let us know! For now, here’s what it looks to be a politically conservative homosexual, who happens to have been getting ready for a Florida holiday by the pool.
The last one is pretty apropos of Republican rule.
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LOL, is that the same mo who was desperately advertising on Craigslist during CPAC for other “straight acting normal guys”?
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Gag! He’s a Republican. Can he get more loathsome? (That was rhetorical!)
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He may been working on his fitness, but that face would still stop a Timex…
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This is lovely! On Gay Patriot they’re always bleating on about how narcissistic, and obsessed with the physical liberal queers are, yet here’s a homocon looking like an ad for Manhunt.
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Really? I’m so proud of myself that I’ve never lowered my humanity to the point that I’m taking digital pics of myself in front of mirrors.
Great God grow up people.
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In this thread: gays without motivation to take care of their bodies
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All gay republicans are bad in bed. I know this from experience.
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Personality responsibility has a new body… and a darn good one, if I say so myself.
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We’re all for diversity – except for diversity of ideas. (That’s a bad thing.)
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It’s good he know he’s audience; gay men. He showed us his under arms in picture 13 which a lot of gay men like. I thought the last picture of him flipping the bird was funny.
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we are not against a diversity of ideas. we are against dumbass douchbags ideas.
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Ahhhh, the famous “big tent” Gay “community”. Nothing like it.
Can you feel the brotherly love and comraderie?
Some of you people would feel right at home at Fred Phelps “church”.
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Gay Republicans are either racists or gun fanatics. That is why they are Republicans. That and they are war mongers and don’t care about the poor.
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I’m sure his cruising site profile reads something like:
“masc vgl white guy seeks same. no fats, olds, femmes, blacks or asians.”
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So this is what they do when not clammering for tax cuts and more wars! If I had amnesia where I forgot about his politics and he wore a brown paper bag over his head I just might do him!
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I can say three things based on these pictures.
1. He is proud of his abs and rightfully so.
2. He likes men who hunt, drive pick-ups, and possibly chew.
3. He doesn’t shave his armpits, thankfully, and probably does not shave his pubes.
If he wasn’t a Republican and I was single, I might propose.
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“I’m sure his cruising site profile reads something like:
“masc vgl white guy seeks same. no fats, olds, femmes, blacks or asians.”
That must mean the majority of white gays on cruising sites are republican.
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My only issue with his appearence.
1. Usually guys that age that diet down that low to get abs like that can really make their faces look haggard. I figure I would see their face 99% of the time and their abs like 10% of the time, I’ll take a nicer looking face and a smooth stomach over a haggard drawn face and hot abs
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2. Older guys that thin have often times starved away their ass into something flat as a pancake. And thats BAD! lol
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Most Republicans are white as most gays are white as most Americans are white.
It’s just a a numbers thing.
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OMG … you people have completely missed the obvious …
LOOK AT THE (NEVER SMILING) GUY’S BEDROOM! from the creepy bedding and curtains to the “fine art” landscape hanging over his bed (in Baroque frame, no less), the guy is scary!
and don’t even get me going on the little hand towels hung on on the towel racks in his bathroom ….
I suspect he may have a basement from whence you might hear the scream, “it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again …”
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Well, another opportunity for bitterness to rear its ugly head….
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Considering he’s no spring chicken, he’s damn hot. And handsome.
Sorry but where sex is concerned, politics takes second place. I’m fucking the body, not the brain.
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Oh and Republicans are often quite good in bed. Maybe it’s that self-hating thing — makes them more passionate.
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I think this guy looks good. I say this as a pretty staunch Democrat, but the Republican party is changing a lot socially. In the not to distant future, I imagine they’ll be a lot more inclusive of gays. That said, it will be up to us to remember when considering legislation to help the less fortunate, that we were once less fortunate.
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Sorry, but those dang hand towels and horrible Wall Art are *total* deal breakers for this democrat!
I fear greatly that him & Condoleeza Rice are dancing to Adam Lambert tunes right now. And preparing 2 take over the world!
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@mike:
Who could not notice these taste treats? Otherwise, H-m-m, nice ‘phone.
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Some unsolicited advice: he’d look much better if he cut off his own head.
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Oh come on. He’s hotter than 99% of you! I would hit that any day of the week!
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He’s no spring chicken. He’s fugly. And worst of all, a Republican. Gross.
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I want to spank his white Republican butt, then spit fuck him without poppers
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Coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs! Dude looks like an unhappy, angry prick. And you’re right, the starved body makes his face look starved. He’s surrounded by an ill aura, like the opposite of sunshine…something sort of ill green…
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Damn, Chris Barron can liberate my Iraq anytime.
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Handsome dude, killer body. The biceps shot hooked me.
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#4- Ouch. Break out the aloe vera. :/