GRATUITOUS SKIN — Before Christopher Barron joined executive director Jimmy LaSalvia to become the chairman of GOProud, he was the political director of Log Cabin Republicans. He ditched that place in 2009. But little did we know that in between writing smartypants op-eds, Barron would have much free time to work on his abs. And photograph them. And turn himself into a veritable Guys With iPhones fanatic. If you see him hanging out on Grindr, let us know! For now, here’s what it looks to be a politically conservative homosexual, who happens to have been getting ready for a Florida holiday by the pool.
delurker again
#4- Ouch. Break out the aloe vera. :/
delurker again
The last one is pretty apropos of Republican rule.
Ben
LOL, is that the same mo who was desperately advertising on Craigslist during CPAC for other “straight acting normal guys”?
terrwill
@Ben: That dude was 24, this one has bit more mileage on it…………….Guess Repugnaticans are unattractive on both the outside as well as insides (I know that was kinda mean but I couldn’t resist…… : p)
don
Gag! He’s a Republican. Can he get more loathsome? (That was rhetorical!)
SugNight
He may been working on his fitness, but that face would still stop a Timex…
M. Bergeron
Not sexy
Mr. Enemabag Jones
This is lovely! On Gay Patriot they’re always bleating on about how narcissistic, and obsessed with the physical liberal queers are, yet here’s a homocon looking like an ad for Manhunt.
strum da dum dum
Really? I’m so proud of myself that I’ve never lowered my humanity to the point that I’m taking digital pics of myself in front of mirrors.
Great God grow up people.
candace
In this thread: gays without motivation to take care of their bodies
Dave
He’s hot! I don’t care what his politics are.
Jimmy
He’s a good looking guy, but his politics are fucked!
DSNX
All gay republicans are bad in bed. I know this from experience.
Republican
@DSNX:
Not true.
desert dweller
Personality responsibility has a new body… and a darn good one, if I say so myself.
Rik
We’re all for diversity – except for diversity of ideas. (That’s a bad thing.)
AlwaysGay
It’s good he know he’s audience; gay men. He showed us his under arms in picture 13 which a lot of gay men like. I thought the last picture of him flipping the bird was funny.
Peter
He’s violating Rule # 1 of exhibitism: Have something to exhibit !
fredo777
to each his own. i think his face is hot. rugged
bobo
we are not against a diversity of ideas. we are against dumbass douchbags ideas.
Kieran
Ahhhh, the famous “big tent” Gay “community”. Nothing like it.
Can you feel the brotherly love and comraderie?
Some of you people would feel right at home at Fred Phelps “church”.
Josh
Gay Republicans are either racists or gun fanatics. That is why they are Republicans. That and they are war mongers and don’t care about the poor.
delurker again
I’m sure his cruising site profile reads something like:
“masc vgl white guy seeks same. no fats, olds, femmes, blacks or asians.”
tjr101
So this is what they do when not clammering for tax cuts and more wars! If I had amnesia where I forgot about his politics and he wore a brown paper bag over his head I just might do him!
Rob Moore
I can say three things based on these pictures.
1. He is proud of his abs and rightfully so.
2. He likes men who hunt, drive pick-ups, and possibly chew.
3. He doesn’t shave his armpits, thankfully, and probably does not shave his pubes.
If he wasn’t a Republican and I was single, I might propose.
afrolito
@delurker again:
“I’m sure his cruising site profile reads something like:
“masc vgl white guy seeks same. no fats, olds, femmes, blacks or asians.”
That must mean the majority of white gays on cruising sites are republican.
Cam
My only issue with his appearence.
1. Usually guys that age that diet down that low to get abs like that can really make their faces look haggard. I figure I would see their face 99% of the time and their abs like 10% of the time, I’ll take a nicer looking face and a smooth stomach over a haggard drawn face and hot abs
and
2. Older guys that thin have often times starved away their ass into something flat as a pancake. And thats BAD! lol
Jason
Most Republicans are white as most gays are white as most Americans are white.
It’s just a a numbers thing.
mike
OMG … you people have completely missed the obvious …
LOOK AT THE (NEVER SMILING) GUY’S BEDROOM! from the creepy bedding and curtains to the “fine art” landscape hanging over his bed (in Baroque frame, no less), the guy is scary!
and don’t even get me going on the little hand towels hung on on the towel racks in his bathroom ….
I suspect he may have a basement from whence you might hear the scream, “it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again …”
DR
Well, another opportunity for bitterness to rear its ugly head….
hardmannyc
Considering he’s no spring chicken, he’s damn hot. And handsome.
Sorry but where sex is concerned, politics takes second place. I’m fucking the body, not the brain.
hardmannyc
Oh and Republicans are often quite good in bed. Maybe it’s that self-hating thing — makes them more passionate.
jbran
I think this guy looks good. I say this as a pretty staunch Democrat, but the Republican party is changing a lot socially. In the not to distant future, I imagine they’ll be a lot more inclusive of gays. That said, it will be up to us to remember when considering legislation to help the less fortunate, that we were once less fortunate.
terrwill
@mike: Thank you!! this after all a Gay site!! ; P
jeffree
Sorry, but those dang hand towels and horrible Wall Art are *total* deal breakers for this democrat!
I fear greatly that him & Condoleeza Rice are dancing to Adam Lambert tunes right now. And preparing 2 take over the world!
declanto
@mike:
Who could not notice these taste treats? Otherwise, H-m-m, nice ‘phone.
james_cambridge
Some unsolicited advice: he’d look much better if he cut off his own head.
Jon
Oh come on. He’s hotter than 99% of you! I would hit that any day of the week!
OompaLoompa
He’s no spring chicken. He’s fugly. And worst of all, a Republican. Gross.
kyrtap13
Oldie, but a goodie!
Jack E. Jett
I want to spank his white Republican butt, then spit fuck him without poppers
Billy LaPoint
Coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs! Dude looks like an unhappy, angry prick. And you’re right, the starved body makes his face look starved. He’s surrounded by an ill aura, like the opposite of sunshine…something sort of ill green…
tony x
Ugly inside and out.
Drug Free
Damn, Chris Barron can liberate my Iraq anytime.
nowliveit
Obsession with abs must override conscious integrity in politics?
sdgman
Handsome dude, killer body. The biceps shot hooked me.