– Finland, angling for title of shadiest cunt-ry in the EU, sent Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton condoms as a baby gift.
– For the seventh year in a row, Joey Chestnut proved he hasn’t even heard of a gag reflex.
– Jay-Z and Beyoncé‘s new collabo, “Part II (on the Run)” — a sequel to their “’03 Bonnie and Clyde” — “leaked” online yesterday.
– Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Rihanna are just some of the celebs getting schooled on Twitter by adorable Brazilian kids learning English.
Please share this message from Tilda: “In solidarity. From Russia with love.” pic.twitter.com/3Mtsd8sLzS
— Christian Hodell (@christianhodell) July 4, 2013
– Oscar-winner and noted perfect human being Tilda Swinton has a message for Russia. Pay attention, comrades.