POP BROWNIES

Ian McKellen To Marry Patrick Stewart, Justin Bieber Disses Lindsay Lohan & More!

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Bradley Cooper‘s got a brand new hairdo, with his famous locks all in curlers.

– Veteran civil partnership captain Sir Ian McKellen will officiate Sir Patrick Stewart‘s wedding.

Gossip singer Beth Ditto was busted for disorderly conduct after getting wasted and storming the streets yelling “Obama.”

– Rapper Lil Wayne almost sorta died over the weekend but not really. Turns out he had simply sipped on too much sizzurp.

bieber-insta-diss– Allegedly “troubled” pop tart — and aspiring facial hair provocateurJustin Bieber went on an Instagram rant, which he capped off with this well-timed jab at a falling star: “And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)”

– Lindsay must have been blinded from all that shade since she couldn’t make it to her court appointment on time, despite borrowing a friend’s private jet.

Kate Middleton wants a boy, but Prince William wants a girl, while Prince Harry wants whatever he can get at this point.

– Apparently sex no longer sells in Hollywood.

– And neither does Taylor Swift.

– This is perhaps the greatest thing that never happened.

– And this is the weirdest thing Yoko Ono‘s done since…well, probably since she woke up today. Make-Up Tips for Men:

Photos: BuzzFeed, Instagram

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