Ian McKellen To Marry Patrick Stewart, Justin Bieber Disses Lindsay Lohan & More!


Bradley Cooper‘s got a brand new hairdo, with his famous locks all in curlers.

– Veteran civil partnership captain Sir Ian McKellen will officiate Sir Patrick Stewart‘s wedding.

Gossip singer Beth Ditto was busted for disorderly conduct after getting wasted and storming the streets yelling “Obama.”

– Rapper Lil Wayne almost sorta died over the weekend but not really. Turns out he had simply sipped on too much sizzurp.

bieber-insta-diss– Allegedly “troubled” pop tart — and aspiring facial hair provocateurJustin Bieber went on an Instagram rant, which he capped off with this well-timed jab at a falling star: “And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)”

– Lindsay must have been blinded from all that shade since she couldn’t make it to her court appointment on time, despite borrowing a friend’s private jet.

Kate Middleton wants a boy, but Prince William wants a girl, while Prince Harry wants whatever he can get at this point.

– Apparently sex no longer sells in Hollywood.

– And neither does Taylor Swift.

– This is perhaps the greatest thing that never happened.

– And this is the weirdest thing Yoko Ono‘s done since…well, probably since she woke up today. Make-Up Tips for Men:

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  • MikeE

    Oh Justin, Justin, Justin… Lindsey is 26. You still have another whole 7 years to fuck-up your life. Keep up the hard work, you’ll catch up to Lindsey NO problem in that time. You’re well on your way already.

  • Caleb in SC

    @MikeE: LOL!!! Awesome observation. I would add that, despite her personal issues, Lohan is legitimately talented. The Biebs is not. He really needs to grow the eff up. He equates making money with talent and threw a hissy-fit over the Grammy snub. What a vapid, little diva.

  • 2eo

    He better not kill himself before Nicki Minaj, I can win 5 ALMIGHTY BRITISH POUNDS if she dies first.

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