– World’s most eligible bachelor Prince Harry on learning the hard way that whatever happens in Vegas, doesn’t always stay in Vegas, via The Telegraph.
Harry, Harry, Harry…are you REALLY that stupid? If you are, you just might end up being the first spokesmodel for the Straight Royals with HIV (or insert any STD) campaign.
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Harry, your “friends” with cell phones are not always looking out for your beat interest…especially if money is involved. Just ask Michael Phelps.
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Harry, the only thing you can be is yourself. And that is EXACTLY what you were doing at the time of these photos. It was all paid for by British tax dollars too.
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Your uncle, Queen Edward, was notorious for coming to NYC and “ordering” male escorts, again at the expense of the British taxpayer.Sit back and enjoy the protection of the British press while it lasts. For now, your freeloading family is too valuable as a tourist attraction to be abolished from British society.
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He’s just behaving like Royalty! Nothing compared with Charles II and his dozens of
Royal bastards! After the moral tyranny of Cromwell’s Puritan Commonwealth, the
English public was glad of a young king with healthy ‘appetites’!
And pray why is a certain genital piercing called the “Prince Albert?” That Edward’s
four favorite mistresses (including chanteuse Lilly Langtree and Winston Churchill’s
mother “Lady Randy”) had places of honor in his cortege. Everyone knew their connection.
Nobody minded.
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Best recruitment argument yet.