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San Francisco Cracking Down On McDonald’s Boy Toys

Food nazis in San Francisco, headquarters of the rabid homosexual agenda, are considering barring McDonald’s from distributing toys in their Happy Meals unless the fast food chain starts throwing in fruits (natural sugar!) and vegetables (natural cardboard!) and lowers the calorie count of these fat-inducing meals. Obviously this means San Francisco is not only attempting to crack down on McDonald’s sex toy distribution ring, but turn the city’s kids into terrible lovers later in life.

By:           John Rogers
On:           Oct 3, 2010
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  • 4 Comments
    • Michael
      Michael

      Something Freudian going on about the sign maker’s felt need to underscore Boy Toys.

      Oct 4, 2010 at 3:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Samwise
      Samwise

      I heard that about McDonald’s. For the really good boy toys, you have to go to Starbucks.

      Oct 4, 2010 at 8:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      I had no idea that McDonalds had special “boy toys” for their patrons in San Francisco……….. :p

      Oct 4, 2010 at 9:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      The registers used to have keys marked “boytoy” and “grltoy”, though now they change them to say whatever the toy series is (Barbie, etc.) Combine that with a slow night and the grill keys (for special orders) and you get slips saying things like “BOYTOY XTRA MEAT” and/or NUTS.

      Oct 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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