America's Next Top Model's Miss J (Alexander) and Mister Jay (Manuel) are getting their own show, far, far away from that crazy monster known as Tyra Banks. The problem? The new show's premise has already been done before.

Many, many times.

Here's the description of the new Operation Fabulous:

'Jay and J' (as Manuel and Alexander are called on Top Model) will travel the country giving women makeovers. In various towns, the duo will select five participants and give them Top Model-style overhauls — how to dress, wear their hair and makeup and bring out their confidence with the support of family, friends and their community.

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We may finally have the explanation behind Jay Manuel's reality defying hair do. While the America's Next Top Model co-host may have once chosen to turn himself into a walking cartoon, the homo's hair appears to out of his hands.

Manuel tells Canada's National Post: "It's part of the brand of that person. It's written into my contracts that I can't change that." Now that we know Manuel's forced to keep his fluorescentfollicles, the question remains: which of Manuel's many bosses hold the key to his queer coif.

In addition to his ANTM gig, Manuel also works for E! Network and host's Canada's Next Top Model. The canucks, however, claim they're not behind Manuel's retina burning style: "There's no stipulation like that in his CNTM contract, but I can't tell you for sure about his other projects." The mystery remains unsolved, but Manuel laments his lamentable look: "Right now, it kills me." Don't worry, Manuel, you are not alone…

There's an email circulating around town which suggests Jay Manuel and his miraculous hair may be leaving America's Next Top Model. Either that or network executives are offering viewers double the faggy fun.

A source close to the Tyra Banks-hosted beauty contest sent out a memo looking for a Manuel-esque, amiable, "honest" art director. Hmm, could it be that Manuel - who also produced ANTM - has decided to put all of his energies into hosting the show's Canadian counterpart? Or perhaps he's spending more time offering the lonely hearts at Match.com a little love advice?

Of course, Manuel may also just want to spend more time with his boyfriend, who he allegedly once described to Elle Girl as a "rock hard top". Ewwww…

(PS: We have searched high and low for that Elle Girl interview, but to no avail. Gay gold star to the reader who produces the revolting text.)