Perpetually troubled singer Boy George appeared on The Today Show this morning to discuss being banned from the United States.

While the State Department hasn't made its final decision on the singer's visa, which was denied due to his false imprisonment trial, Boy George remains "upbeat," he says.

Meredith Vieira, meanwhile, does her best to make him feel like shit - and steal his hat.

Watch it, after the jump…

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What is the world coming to?! Last month Diane Keaton rocked America to its core by saying "fuck" on Good Morning America. Now Jane Fonda - that liberated woman! - had the gall, nerve and balls to say "cunt" on The Today Show. Incredible!

Don't worry, though, Meredith Vieira apologized to the flabbergasted audience, at least half of whom are still recovering in local hospitals.

Thanks to Jeremy Hooper for this wickedly cuntastic remix!

Meredith Vieira needs to keep her mind out of the gutter - and the anus. The Today show host hosted Jake Gyllenhaal this morning to hype his new movie, Rendition.

Naturally, a conversation about torture slid into a queer exchange about Brokeback Mountain:

MV: Talk about movies with a heart: Brokeback Mountain. Did you have any idea when you were making that what you were sitting on, so to speak? So to speak - I probably shouldn't use that term, actually. I apologize.

JG: Wow! Uh -

MV: You make this movie and - wow - I'm sorry…

JG: Very well put, Meredith.

Huh? We don't get it…Oh, because he gets fucked in the butt in Brokeback…sitting on…oh, Vieira, you clever, nasty bird!