Ted Haggard’s Musical Wonders
While we’re on the subject of homo-related songs, Tony-nominated actor and all around goof ball, Paul Hipp‘s (pictured) penned an ingenious, riotously funny musical sermon to be crooned by disgraced Evangelical reverend, Ted Haggard entitled “Meth and Man Ass”.
We can’t post the actual song (you’ll have to click this link to hear it), but we can provide some of the lyrics:
I BEEN PREACHIFYING MORALIZING EVERY DAY
TRYING TO GET ALL LOST SOULS TO COME MY WAY
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU SINNERS LACK
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
A BACK RUB FROM A MUSCLE MAN AND GODSPEED(CHORUS)
GIVE ME METH AND MAN ASS ON A SUNDAY MORNING
METH AND MAN ASS SURE AS I AM BORN AGAIN
METH AND MAN ASS I DON’T NEED NOTHING MORE
JUST METH AND MAN ASS AND WE’LL PRAISE THE LORD
It may just be one of the best things we’ve ever heard.
Praise be, Mr. Hipp, praise be…
Brilliant. Truly Brilliant. Will the democrats take the House tomorrow? They just snetenced saddam to death today (convenient!)…
RE: Bryan
Unfortunately, the Democrats will open up the border and all the homophobes around the world will come flooding in. Eastern Europeans in Sacremento are intimidating politicians. They’re the reason some gay bills were vetoed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In my area the place has become a dump. Everything is ruined. Many of the stores have left. The streets are chewed up. The playgrounds have been stripped of metal and anything of value. Trash is everywhere. And this is just in 10 years.
I hate to choose Democrats because of this. They care more about non-Americans than gay Americans. Unfortunately it’s better than Republicans.
RE: Paul Hipp song
Nice little song. I would like to hear it sung.