Queerty is better as a member

Log in | Register
  NY Fashion Week

The Top 29 Things Pam Ann Hates About New York Fashion Week

1 2 3 Next »

Pam Ann, the saucy stewardess alter-ego of Australian funny girl Caroline Reid. has toured with Cher, crewed a private jet for Elton John, had her own TV show Down Under and  appeared in promotions for Air France, Lufthansa and British Airways, among others.

At a performance at New York’s Triad Theater last week, Pam made a prank call to the Turkish restaurant downstairs, talked Grindr with a pair of Aussie boys, flirted with some Mexican cabin crew and delivered a bottle of bubbly to choreographer Nick Kenkel and his boyfriend.

Like the defunct airline that inspired her name, Pam Ann is known for her eyecatching style. Part mod fashionista, part drag queen, Pam is the perfect insider to give us a unique take on New York Fashion Week, currently sashaying through Lincoln Center.

We asked for ten tips but, in classic, Pam Ann style, she replied with list of more complaints than a passenger flying economy on Southwest Airlines:

The Top 29 Things Pam Ann Hates About New York Fashion Week

1.    The city is full of anorexic super models. Eat something, you’re hungry!

2.    All the wannabe fashionistas trying too hard to be fabulous.  Too many hexagonal hair cuts and horizontal color blocking stripes.

3.    Valentine’s Day and Fashion Week fall at the same time. Not a great city to be in if you’re fat and single.

4.    Karl Lagerfeld called Adele fat.  Shut the fuck up Karl “Bulimia” Lagerfeld—you used to be a big girl once too!

5.    A little bit of bad taste is like a splash of Nicole Richie.

6.    Bejeweled tears on models. Really?

7.    Anna Wintour could do with being double penetrated. It might put a smile on the witch’s face.


Click through for more

 

1 2 3 Next »
By:           Jeffrey James Keyes
On:           Feb 14, 2012
Tagged: , , ,

  • 5 Comments
    • Jeke
      Jeke

      I saw her show last Thursday. She’s hilarious!

      Feb 14, 2012 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • plazaboy
      plazaboy

      Oh my god, i’m going to go and try the “wet look” right now!

      Feb 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James UK
      James UK

      5, 20 & 26. Epic.

      Whitney Houston and the wet look made me cry laughing.

      Feb 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sean
      sean

      Pam Ann is a cunt! LOL
      (I Love her)!

      Feb 14, 2012 at 4:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • love
      love

      As much as I love fashion, Pam Ann is so right, its too full of self important twats most times, thanks for a fun read

      Feb 14, 2012 at 6:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

    Add your Comment

    Please log in to add your comment

    Need an account? Register It's free and easy.



  • POPULAR ON QUEERTY

    FOLLOW US
     



    GET QUEERTY'S DAILY NEWSLETTER


    FROM AROUND THE WEB

    !-- Sailthru Horizon -->
    Copyright 2014 Queerty, Inc.
    Follow Queerty at Queerty.com, twitter.com/queerty and facebook.com/queerty.