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WATCH: Andrew Christian Models Promote Underwear By Throwing Condoms From A Train Caboose

Did you have a good time at LA Pride earlier this month? Andrew Christian sure did, and in true AC style, he made a video to prove how much better of a time he had than all you silly poor people.

Nothing says “Pride” like 12 queeny go-go boys dancing in the back of a pickup truck in their underwear, so the softcore porn underwear king went a step further for the LA Pride march and ordered 100 queeny go-go boys dancing in the back of twelve spinning train cars, licking lollipops for good measure.

Mr. Christian’s gay stampede can be seen in the video above, where if you listen closely you can almost hear every model shouting “Hey, look at me! Look at me in this designer underwear that you’ll never look half as good in!”

Using gay pride to sell designer underwear in a messy promotional video doesn’t make a lot of sense, but what Andrew Christian promotional video does? Just last month, AC bragged about featuring (link NSFW) “super hung bareback porn star Antonio Biaggi” in a video right after partnering with the AIDS Healthcare Foundation to promote “safer sex” on International Condom Day. Now that doesn’t make sense.

Antonio Biaggi isn’t one of the demigods throwing condoms from the train caboose above, but that doesn’t mean it makes any more sense.

Would you buy a pair of Andrew Christian underwear if a twerking go-go boy threw a condom at your face?

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 24, 2013
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  • 8 Comments
    • miagoodguy
      miagoodguy

      These people are so ridiculous.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jackhoffsky
      Jackhoffsky

      HAHAHAHA!! Throwing condoms FROM a caboose… HAHAHA!
      you know? Instead of… normally. Condoms go… INTO…

      oh nevermind.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      I love Andrew Christian and his boys.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      They love to keep it classy at Andrew Christian.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Why should an underwear ad make sense?

      This one, though, makes as much sense as repeatedly saying “train caboose,” which that thing only very loosely qualifies as anyway.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 6:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeff4justice
      jeff4justice

      Since at least one of their models isn’t using them then it makes sense.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jayson
      Jayson

      Underwear like this looks good on these little bitty models. If you’re not 5′
      6″ or under, and 120-140 pounds, don’t try this at home please.

      Jun 25, 2013 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alterego1980
      alterego1980

      God forbid they give away any of their underwear.

      Jun 25, 2013 at 6:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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