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WATCH: Andrew Christian Models Promote Underwear By Throwing Condoms From A Train Caboose

Did you have a good time at LA Pride earlier this month? Andrew Christian sure did, and in true AC style, he made a video to prove how much better of a time he had than all you silly poor people.

Nothing says “Pride” like 12 queeny go-go boys dancing in the back of a pickup truck in their underwear, so the softcore porn underwear king went a step further for the LA Pride march and ordered 100 queeny go-go boys dancing in the back of twelve spinning train cars, licking lollipops for good measure.

Mr. Christian’s gay stampede can be seen in the video above, where if you listen closely you can almost hear every model shouting “Hey, look at me! Look at me in this designer underwear that you’ll never look half as good in!”

Using gay pride to sell designer underwear in a messy promotional video doesn’t make a lot of sense, but what Andrew Christian promotional video does? Just last month, AC bragged about featuring (link NSFW) “super hung bareback porn star Antonio Biaggi” in a video right after partnering with the AIDS Healthcare Foundation to promote “safer sex” on International Condom Day. Now that doesn’t make sense.

Antonio Biaggi isn’t one of the demigods throwing condoms from the train caboose above, but that doesn’t mean it makes any more sense.

Would you buy a pair of Andrew Christian underwear if a twerking go-go boy threw a condom at your face?