Ellen’s hardly shy about being a lesbian on her popular daytime talk show—or mentioning her wife, Portia, or discussing LGBT issues for that matter. So its funny that getting hunky actors to take of their shirts (and sometimes pants) has become such a regular part of her show. Maybe she’s just having a laugh? Maybe she’s tossing her horny housewife audience a bone? Or maybe her producers are trying to disassociate her from lady-loving in the minds of viewers?
Whatever the case, we’re treated to scenes like the one above, where Mario Lopez shows off his new line of men’s underwear, Rated M.
We’ve yet to pick up a pair. Does anyone know if they’re any good? And more importantly, will they give us an ass like Lopez’s? If not that shit is just false advertising.
Triple S
Why is it that underwear advertisers need to put, like, FIVE pairs of socks down their crotch?
sa24rah
cool )
JayKay
Oh, if Jay Leno did this to Megan Fox…
Jamba
Mario, ye of no talent so pull down your pants….
Kate Bushwhacked
gross
Jeff Lassiter
I’m embarrassed for both of them
Dirty Ole Man
sorry always had the hots for that kid…socks or no socks He’s hot!
Sean
He’s older and a terrible actor but he’s still sex on a stick and has the hottest ass!
kendoll
yes dan, it will give you an ass just like Mario.
Triple S
If I may ask, what is it about the arse that’s so attractive? I don’t know if it simply doesn’t interest me to look at one or if I’m not looking in the right place, but what is it exactly that you guys see in them that I don’t? I don’t want to miss out!
tj
There was definitely something in his pants but he is my celebrity crush so whatever
Josh
Whatever Mario Lopez, the only reason anybody still cares who you are is because you have an insanely hot body and you know it…don’t act all coy and embarrassed.
bry4n
..sensing length /and/ girth here, boys.
Oh, ok.
Why are people riding him when he actually went through with it? Kellen Lutz who’s a far worse actor chickened out and did push ups instead. All she wanted off was his shirt.
Mario went further than most.
TJ
Why is Ellen acting like she likes this?
Mike UK
who is he and why was Ellen all over him like a cheap suit!
FYI
@Triple S: Actually, a tight round ass is usually viewed as a sign of health and sexual vigor. Why else do you think women rave over men’s asses even though they hold no penetrative promises for them? For woman, and I suspect the same holds true for “bottoms” in the Gay male world, more muscular buns equates more thrusting power — rightly or wrongly. For “tops” among Gay males, I imagine a round butt just looks a lot better and probably doesn’t feel like poking a hole in a piece of paper like humping pancakes buns might feel.
But I’m just going by what my friends tell me who are more into that sort of thing. But what do I know, I’m strictly a c*cksucker myself.
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@Triple Swho wrote: “If I may ask, what is it about the arse that’s so attractive? I don’t know if it simply doesn’t interest me to look at one or if I’m not looking in the right place, but what is it exactly that you guys see in them that I don’t? I don’t want to miss out!”
Triple S
@FYI: Right, thanks for the info; I’m still not sure; when I think of tight and round, I keep thinking about melons for some reason. So I’ll probably need to be shown one. Or, better yet, see one with my own eyes.
But I can see where your friends are coming from with the thrusting power; it holds its shape without moving WITH the penis, if it did that, then nothin’ would happen!
Now don’t think of me as some creepy guy, I’m only sixteen and haven’t had my first experience yet, so…I can’t actually believe I’m asking this, but what’s it like? Sex I mean (but that was pretty obvious). Please don’t get creeped out! I’m just a little curious as to what to expect.
Mike UK
@Triple S: you can’t beat a nice firm, round arse! well you needs something to stop you falling to the floor when sliding you hands down a guys back! : )
as for the sex! it’s great, i first had sex when i was 14 with my best friends from school, we went at it like rampant rabbits! lol only do it when you’re ready to do it and don’t let anyone put pressure on you! tip: plenty of lube the first time you do it and don’t rush it!
easylover33
@Mike UK: lol thats hot as hell
ousslander
he looks fine to me
Phantom
Meh, who cares and he is really not that cute at all.
fwah77
There’s no sock in there. That thing has been very present since his Saved By the Bell days. The best episodes were when they either had a dance competition or a wrestling match. I forever love some A.C. Slater. well, munus the mullet.
Brian_FTL
That’s really tacky. Nice. Tacky, though.
derek
SO did he come out of the closet yet??
Aiden
This was indeed tacky, but so so hot.
Triple S
@Mike UK: Thanks, Mikey. And 14? Wow, you musta been horny. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it, but how’d you get the opportunity?
Mike UK
@Triple S: we spent virtually every day together from being about 6 and something just clicked when we were 14! suppose a permanent erection whenever we were near each other sort of gave it away! lol
Triple S
@Mike UK: Well, my school year’s about to go back, maybe 2012 will be my lucky year with new guys!
Mike UK
@Triple S: you go for it big man and enjoy every single minute of it! 🙂
Elmwoodmac
Yum 🙂
Oh, ok.
@TJ: Her fans like it and ratings take precedent over what she likes. There’s a reason she’s still on the air with a legion of straight female fans.
Timmeeeyyy!!!
So why doesn’t she undress her hot female guests?
An Ella Fan
Only on Queerty, and perhaps The American Family Values site, could such a lighthearted and sexy moment get mauled.