WATCH: Mario Lopez Does What He Does Best On Ellen. And It Ain’t Quote Shakespeare
Ellen’s hardly shy about being a lesbian on her popular daytime talk show—or mentioning her wife, Portia, or discussing LGBT issues for that matter. So its funny that getting hunky actors to take of their shirts (and sometimes pants) has become such a regular part of her show. Maybe she’s just having a laugh? Maybe she’s tossing her horny housewife audience a bone? Or maybe her producers are trying to disassociate her from lady-loving in the minds of viewers?
Whatever the case, we’re treated to scenes like the one above, where Mario Lopez shows off his new line of men’s underwear, Rated M.
We’ve yet to pick up a pair. Does anyone know if they’re any good? And more importantly, will they give us an ass like Lopez’s? If not that shit is just false advertising.
If I may ask, what is it about the arse that’s so attractive? I don’t know if it simply doesn’t interest me to look at one or if I’m not looking in the right place, but what is it exactly that you guys see in them that I don’t? I don’t want to miss out!
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@Triple S: Actually, a tight round ass is usually viewed as a sign of health and sexual vigor. Why else do you think women rave over men’s asses even though they hold no penetrative promises for them? For woman, and I suspect the same holds true for “bottoms” in the Gay male world, more muscular buns equates more thrusting power — rightly or wrongly. For “tops” among Gay males, I imagine a round butt just looks a lot better and probably doesn’t feel like poking a hole in a piece of paper like humping pancakes buns might feel.
But I’m just going by what my friends tell me who are more into that sort of thing. But what do I know, I’m strictly a c*cksucker myself.
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@Triple Swho wrote: “If I may ask, what is it about the arse that’s so attractive? I don’t know if it simply doesn’t interest me to look at one or if I’m not looking in the right place, but what is it exactly that you guys see in them that I don’t? I don’t want to miss out!”
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@FYI: Right, thanks for the info; I’m still not sure; when I think of tight and round, I keep thinking about melons for some reason. So I’ll probably need to be shown one. Or, better yet, see one with my own eyes.
But I can see where your friends are coming from with the thrusting power; it holds its shape without moving WITH the penis, if it did that, then nothin’ would happen!
Now don’t think of me as some creepy guy, I’m only sixteen and haven’t had my first experience yet, so…I can’t actually believe I’m asking this, but what’s it like? Sex I mean (but that was pretty obvious). Please don’t get creeped out! I’m just a little curious as to what to expect.
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@Triple S: you can’t beat a nice firm, round arse! well you needs something to stop you falling to the floor when sliding you hands down a guys back! : )
as for the sex! it’s great, i first had sex when i was 14 with my best friends from school, we went at it like rampant rabbits! lol only do it when you’re ready to do it and don’t let anyone put pressure on you! tip: plenty of lube the first time you do it and don’t rush it!
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Why is it that underwear advertisers need to put, like, FIVE pairs of socks down their crotch?