The diligent sleuths over at Buzzfeed seem especially interested lately in throwing straight dudes into a big ‘ole pile of gay just to see what happens. We aren’t mad about it.
They’ve imagined what if would be like if straight people had to come out, pried self-professed straight guy to dish on hot male celebrities, and even convinced straight besties to look at each other naked for the first time. You know, for science.
But that was all just a warmup for this — straight guys kissing men for the first time.
Disclaimer: The end result is a lot more awkward than it is hot.
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jason smeds
This will make women really angry. Women fear the idea that their prospective male partners might turn their attention to other men. They’d prefer he turn his attention to other women because at least then she can compete.
erasure25
The older guy with the beard and the younger white guy would have been hot had they followed through…..
AJAnders
I’m not understanding BuzzFeed’s obsession with straight guys reacting to gay people or gay related things.
jason smeds
I think we need to spread the idea that straight-identifying men can be intimate with other men. It will help to empower men in general. It will also counter the bisexual double standard that is so beloved of liberal feminists and their male enablers.
Liberals use the bisexual double standard to oppress the attractiveness of male homosexuality to straight-identifying men.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
LOL Queerty, this um thing of yours is getting to be pathological!
NoCagada
@jason smeds: Where do you get this crap?
Milk
These are friends. Not strangers. It’s within the context of their social relationship. Given the situation in a public environment and strangers, not even the gays would want to kiss a total stranger.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
What is point? A foregone conclusion of awkwardness wherein each one played out the narrative absolutely as expected. AHAHAHAHAHA Awkard, bruhs! lololololololololololololol
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Queerty, if you don’t get rid of that fucking autoplay ad imma put my foot through the screen my Mac and send you the bill. Jesusfuckingchrist!
NG22
They should have paired the two young hot guys with each other.
And by ‘they,’ I mean Sean Cody.
VampDC
I would have liked this if it wasn’t done by Buzzfeed.
Buzzfeed hates men.
Stache99
@VampDC: Calling Davey Wavy.
demented
@jason smeds: No, dearie. Women aren’t angry watching this. I know you WANT them to be because that would bolster up your misogynistic conspiracy theories where somehow women control the world despite still being locked in a patriarchal world. If they don’t get mad, your world falls apart.
Stevenw
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: Yeah. Whatever they are selling, I’m not buying it.
jwtraveler
Why are gay men so obsessed with kissing straight men. I have straight friends who kiss me. My ex-brother-in-law kisses me. It seems weird at first, but then I realize they’re just being affectionate. It doesn’t turn me on, but it’s nice.
Kieran
That was probably the least homoerotic two and a half minute video I’ve ever seen. Dork and dorkier.
cflekken
Can I practice with the sweet Southwestern tall guy and the two gym buddies?
Kangol
@AJAnders: They’re running out of mindless things to report on, that’s why they go for this obvious clickbait.
jwtraveler
@NoCagada: I never understand what jasonsmeds is talking about, but I’m sure I’m not interested.
musctop
Why are people here getting so twisted–it’s all shits and giggles. I’ve kissed straight male and female friends–it’s all a joke and just because “why not.” Nobody in my circle is so uptight that they can’t laugh at themselves and in a way it’s made us closer. Relax–people do dares and have fun sometimes.
BJ McFrisky
Another article about straight men kissing? What’s up with this weird obsession?
Apparently Tom Daley and Nick Jonas must have been doing less then nothing today.
Alan down in Florida
@NoCagada: As difficult as I find this to say, I agree with Jason on this one. Society in general is still by the concept that any intimacy between men, physical or emotional, is so “gay.” Because of this too many men pull back, especially in public, from displaying genuine closeness to other men.
jockjack5
I’m queer and I like Queerty. If I want to read about straight people, then I’ll grab the latest issue of People Magazine.
WTF is your obsession (via Buzzfeed) with gays and straights?
I don’t care!
demented
@Alan down in Florida: I don’t think anyone denies that there is an ugly double-standard in sexuality and what people are allowed to do. Anyone with eyes can tell.
The problem is Jason’s insistence that that double-standard is not based on a patriarchal belief that men’s sexuality is serious and women’s is not (so wimmenz kissing = hot but men kissing = UNACCEPTABLE), but on a secret cabal of evil manipulative women who have been oppressing men throughout history, despite being treated as second class citizens and having had no political power until recently.
Sammy Schlipshit
@Milk:
But, at least one guy stated that he just met the dude. Seemed to me that maybe only one couple were pals to start with.
Sammy Schlipshit
The one couple I wanted to see get down and dirty were the shortest and crappiest kissers….the mature, salt & pepper bearded guy and the red head. Each filled a void in my life….and my pants.
The best and funniest were the two guys that knew one another from high school…glasses & retainer and the real go getter….who wants to practice some more.
Great sports, one and all.
Saint Law
I didn’t read Jason Smeg’s contribution but I’m betting it was something to the effect that ‘this would happen more often if str8 men weren’t scared of the wimminz disapproval’.
This being his reflex explanation for his none-existent sex life.