Ever wonder what straight guys think about when they instinctually check out gorgeous men? Because they’re definitely thinking something whether they’re comfortable enough to admit it or not.
Buzzfeed recently quizzed a bunch of self-described hettys who are secure in their manhood to get their unfiltered takes on some well-known public figures.
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Please stop trying to make “hetty” happen.
@GLF: LOL. Cleaning ginger ale off my computer screen. Thanks for that.
So in what world is Michael Fassbender NOT hot??
@Trippy: They were just looking at a face pic.
Please… Blake Griffin has the kind of body that could make you forgive anything going on from the neck up… and he’s still hot.
Benedict, though? He kind of looks like a constipated seahorse.
Buzzfeed is ridiculous.
that was quite entertaining. but, are we sure that bear isn’t just a wee bit gay?
Speaking of hot or not, I would take the guy on the left in each of those pairings.
Could the makers of this video have picked a worse picture of Michael Fassbender? And I wish a wave would just carry Justin Timberlake to the deepest part of the ocean.
Yeah, it was stupid but still entertaining. The husky guy was funny as hell.
@tricky ricky: Yep. I saw him and before he even spoke, he “dinged” !
Me gay, I work occasionally with a funny straight guy who really wants gay reassurance. He’ll pull my face into his sweaty armpit and ask, “Do you want me now?” So I’ll bite his nipple and he’ll say “YES! YES! YES!” and then his wife will ask me a few days later, “Wit did you do to my man?”
We go to Lowe’s and pick out guys for each other. He has my type: breathing and a bit sloppy. He is so dang picky about the guys he likes. If Benedict Cumberbach was missing an eye and had a crooked nose from being broken, Dale would def spread his cheeks.
I’m not the kind of guy who thinks everybody is gay but I really did think this was straight guy/gay guy friendships judging hotness to see if they would agree. The skinny guy next to the bearded guy is really, really, really gay (really). And I kind of thought the guy to the right in the other pairing was maybe, also. I know, I shouldn’t be saying this because the reason straight guys are apprehensive about opening up about such things as they are afraid people will think they are gay. But that curly-haired skeletal guy is gay FOR SURE. Which is fine, as it gives a new dynamic to the situation. But just be honest.
Which one was “straight?” My “straightdar” is obviously broken!
Pffftttt…if girlfriend in the striped cardigan and his bear friend with the “jazz hands” are straight then I am the new Duchess of Alba.
And I’m Princess Kate.
So this was interesting. The comments on YouTube are full of ignorant “if u call another guy hot u are gay” stupidness. No bitches. So many straight guys are so insecure when it comes to this. They are quick to point out when a guy is ugly so obviously u have an idea in your mind of what they think an attractive man looks like.
John Stamos: Hot
Michael Fassbender: They picked the worst picture they could find of him. He’s hot
Blake Griffin: On the fence. Sexy swag..yes. Body ody ody…yes. Face? It’s either or. Most people I talk to think he’s either fugly or cute. I actually don’t think he looks that bad in the face and as he’s gotten older I think his face has improved. I don’t necessarily subscribe to Eurocentric ideals of beauty standards constantly shoved down our throats. I appreciate an “exotic” or “unique” look.
Drake: Again, that goofy picture didnt do him justice. I’ve seen better pictures. I don’t know if I’d say hot, but sexy swag and he’s got a nice body and a donk.
Justin Timberlake: attractive but not hot in my eyes. Does have good swag to make up but still boyish looking.
Iris Elba: HOT!!! Fiancé and I just binge watched His Brit show Luther. He’s a real man’s man…nice body, swag, topped off with a British accent is everything.
Daniel Radcliffe: Not hot
Benedict Cumberbatch: Not Hot
Liam vs Chris: Liam
Casey vs Ben: Ben
I find this all this straight-guy-chasing abject. And also delusional. I’m not sure why Queerty has suddenly developed a taste for it in the past few weeks.
I found it kind annoying they didn’t think any of the MOC were hot but thought the alien Bentley Cucumberpatch was hot.
John Stamos: Attractive but not hot.
Fassbender: Cute not hot.
Blake Griffin: Cute not hot.
Justin Timberlake: Not hot.
Idris Elba: Attractive but not hot.
Bentley Cucumberpatch: NO.
Liam vs Chris: Chris
Casey vs Ben: Casey
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