Earlier this week, Colton Haynes set Instagram ablaze with a snapshot of his gorgeous nipples chillin on an Australian beach.
The photo, which has since been deleted, was captioned with a Christopher Columbus quote: “You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” As expected, nobody gave a hoot about the deep existentialism or the A+ art shot — all we’ve been talking about for the last two days are Colton Haynes’ nipples.
But does Colton Haynes have the best male nipples in Hollywood? (Probably.)
We reached deep into the Queerty archives and determined which celebrities have the most talked about nipples here, and through a combination of gay witchcraft and tallying the number of times you said “nipple” in the comments section, we’ve rounded up six finalists.
Just look at these tits, boys! Tell us which ones are the best: