Why Won’t Liza Minnelli Perform a Duet With Randy Rainbow?

Having calmed down after being passed over for a daytime talk show gig, Randy Rainbow won’t let anything get in the way of his showbiz career. But after (trying to) enlist the help of a few Broadway legends like Patti LuPone and Bernadette Peters for his Laurie Beechman Theatre benefit performance, Randy finds the Great White Way turning its back on his legendary vocals.