Teenage bisexual Christopher Hitchens, who wears the Western world’s largest chip on his shoulder, has the brilliant idea that Pope Benedict XVI should be arrested on criminal charges (something about covering up the rapes of children?) during a visit to Britain, because really, he can’t be given diplomatic immunity if the United Nations doesn’t recognize him as a head of state. (Yes, the Vatican is its own city-state.) Father Federico Lombardi — the same guy who wants it known the church’s pedophilia-pederast scandal is only half the fault of homosexuals — says it’s all B.S. We say: Bring it on!