It’s common knowledge that gay people do most everything better.
We have better taste and superior sensibilities in just about every department–music, fashion, entertainment, humor, politics, home decor, you name it.
It’s just in our DNA.
There’s even a t-shirt that says so:
So, naturally, we have better life advice, too.
Here are 20 pearls of #gaywisdom gleamed from Gay Twitter…
"You can't choose your dad but you sure can choose you daddy." #gaywisdom
— Treibtsbunt (@TreibtsBunt) September 6, 2017
Never trust anyone with an obviously bad dye job. #gaywisdom
— Mike Hillwig (@mikehillwig) September 11, 2015
“If you haven’t grown up by the time you’re fifty… then you don’t have to.” #gaywisdom
— GDH (@GDHlit) September 18, 2018
Reminder: being hot is not an achievement. #gaywisdom
— Michael Meyer ???? (@HoganBCMJ) February 10, 2016
Lesson learned today: if a dude invites you over to help put up his sling he probably wants to bang #gaytruth
— Mikey.S (@_dibbuk_) September 13, 2014
— Patrick Roberts (@TheShatteredSav) November 26, 2017
If you're friends with a drag queen, they will leave behind sequins in your house, even when not in drag. #GayTruth
— Mike Crane (@ThePsion) January 3, 2017
A confused homosexual will just say, "Lolz yaaaaaas!" not knowing exactly to what he just agreed. #GayWisdom
— Robbie Barnhart (@CaptainBobbie) September 10, 2015
— fsb (@btchplzzz) March 3, 2015
#GayWisdom of the day: if having sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
— Josh Quale (@_taleswapper_) August 20, 2018
Make up sex isn't the way to fix the problem but to celebrate the resolution! #gaywisdom
— ScreamingTwink (@runingwithmuses) August 20, 2015
Careful lest you get read by your elders. #gaywisdom
— Mandy Mitchell (@strangerswmandy) May 14, 2017
The difference between a stud and an STD is U. #gaywisdom
— CriticalMassTX (@CriticalMassTX) July 10, 2018
— L_o_R_e (@LyndenRussell) October 5, 2018
Lesson learned, do not check hetrosexual guys' asses while going down slippery wet stairs. The fall hurts. #QueerWisdom
— Leil-Zahra Mortada (@LeilZahra) December 11, 2014
Just because you love dick doesn't give you permission to act like one. #gaywisdom
— David Toussaint (@DRToussaint) November 29, 2015
— Without A Muzzle (@ThankYoooo) June 12, 2015
If ever unsure of a guy's sexuality, just observe his friends. And who he follows on Instagram. #GayWisdom
— Cooper Cheatham (@CooperCheat) February 19, 2015
The seeds of homosexual wisdom are seeds of human wisdom.
— Wisco Homo (@Lux_ternity) June 16, 2015
I am not gay for the love of dick i am gay for the love of man #WiseGay
— ??? (@willpower9192) September 23, 2014