Itâs common knowledge that gay people do most everything better.
We have better taste and superior sensibilities in just about every departmentâmusic, fashion, entertainment, humor, politics, home decor, you name it.
Itâs just in our DNA.
Thereâs even a t-shirt that says so:
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
So, naturally, we have better life advice, too.
Here are 20 pearls of #gaywisdom gleamed from Gay TwitterâŚ
1.
"You can't choose your dad but you sure can choose you daddy." #gaywisdom
â Treibtsbunt (@TreibtsBunt) September 6, 2017
2.
Never trust anyone with an obviously bad dye job. #gaywisdom
â Mike Hillwig (@mikehillwig) September 11, 2015
3.
âIf you havenât grown up by the time youâre fifty⌠then you donât have to.â #gaywisdom
â GDH (@GDHlit) September 18, 2018
4.
Reminder: being hot is not an achievement. #gaywisdom
â Michael Meyer ???? (@HoganBCMJ) February 10, 2016
5.
Lesson learned today: if a dude invites you over to help put up his sling he probably wants to bang #gaytruth
â Mikey.S (@_dibbuk_) September 13, 2014
6.
My happiness will never come exclusively from the arms of someone else. #gaywisdom #learnandgrow
â Patrick Roberts (@TheShatteredSav) November 26, 2017
7.
If you're friends with a drag queen, they will leave behind sequins in your house, even when not in drag. #GayTruth
â Mike Crane (@ThePsion) January 3, 2017
8.
A confused homosexual will just say, "Lolz yaaaaaas!" not knowing exactly to what he just agreed. #GayWisdom
â Robbie Barnhart (@CaptainBobbie) September 10, 2015
9.
#GayTruth pic.twitter.com/YatRUQmUvb
â fsb (@btchplzzz) March 3, 2015
10.
#GayWisdom of the day: if having sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
â Josh Quale (@_taleswapper_) August 20, 2018
11.
Make up sex isn't the way to fix the problem but to celebrate the resolution! #gaywisdom
â ScreamingTwink (@runingwithmuses) August 20, 2015
12.
Careful lest you get read by your elders. #gaywisdom
â Mandy Mitchell (@strangerswmandy) May 14, 2017
13.
The difference between a stud and an STD is U. #gaywisdom
â CriticalMassTX (@CriticalMassTX) July 10, 2018
14.
Yes very true.
Dnt throw stereotypes on me. Not all gay men r alike#gaytruth #gaylife #gaymen #gay #LGBT #truth #breakingstereotypes pic.twitter.com/aUTAeSNvFNâ L_o_R_e (@LyndenRussell) October 5, 2018
15.
Lesson learned, do not check hetrosexual guys' asses while going down slippery wet stairs. The fall hurts. #QueerWisdom
â Leil-Zahra Mortada (@LeilZahra) December 11, 2014
16.
Just because you love dick doesn't give you permission to act like one. #gaywisdom
â David Toussaint (@DRToussaint) November 29, 2015
17.
If God hated gays, he would have put our noses at the tip of our penises. #PrideMonth #gaywisdom
â Without A Muzzle (@ThankYoooo) June 12, 2015
18.
If ever unsure of a guy's sexuality, just observe his friends. And who he follows on Instagram. #GayWisdom
â Cooper Cheatham (@CooperCheat) February 19, 2015
19.
The seeds of homosexual wisdom are seeds of human wisdom.
â Wisco Homo (@Lux_ternity) June 16, 2015
20.
I am not gay for the love of dick i am gay for the love of man #WiseGay
â ??? (@willpower9192) September 23, 2014
mr guy
#463: At least dent the Subway sandwhich
RIGay
Never go straight; proceed gaily forward.
ModeI
Nice twits đ
dutchboy62
Queerty, look up the definition of gleam. You are an embarrassment to the gay community.
roddale
We do spelling and grammar better as well. You mean “gleaned”.