Ahh, at last, an opportunity to experience Abba the way you’ve always wanted: surrounded by them like a trapped animal.
For reasons that no sane person will ever be able to comprehend, the guy who created American Idol is working on a virtual-reality “experience” that recycles old Abba material. Apparently members of the band are involved, and more details will be revealed in 2017. And … that’s all we know for now.
“We are exploring a new technological world, with virtual reality and artificial intelligence at the forefront, that will allow us to create new forms of entertainment and content we couldn’t have previously imagined,” said a PR company for producer Simon Fuller. Well, that’s a lot of nonsense, so who knows what he’s even talking about. How exactly is artificial intelligence involved? Is a robotic Benny Andersson going to be playing chess with us in 3D?
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“Our fans around the world are always asking us to re-form and so I hope this new Abba creation will excite them as much as it excites me!” said a PR company for one of the Abba guys. It is probably a safe guess that when those fans asked them to re-form, they did not mean as “virtual reality and artificial intelligence.”
So what on Earth is this project going to be? Who knows. Maybe it’ll just be like a version of Mamma Mia that you strap to your face, and who wouldn’t want that?
NateOcean
First Donald Trump, and now this.
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You and Donald both suck!!!
MEFrid
Abba always wins against opposition.
Queerty, Donald and NateOcean have NO VALUE!!!
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Brian
Abba had the best songs ever. They had much bigger success in Australia and Britain than in the USA. However, they did have a few top 10 hits in the USA, including the number 1 single Dancing Queen.
Jack Meoff
Sounds like someone just did a google search on Abba.
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Truth.
orjeffy
I wish the Queerty editors would take some of the snark they’ve been directing at Abba and Dorothy’s shoes, and turn it on those vapid idiots like Davey Wavey and that Israeli swimsuit model that they seem to revere so much.