Afternoon Aural: Yelle

https://youtu.be/5LawV-IR6h0
Today’s Afternoon Aural comes to you courtesy of French popsters, Yelle. We’d never heard of them until we asked Joseph the Jossip intern if he had any singular suggestions.

We’re just getting acquainted with the kid, but we’ve already gathered that he’s one sick fuck. Consider this very rough, Google-generated translation of Yelle’s French-language single, “Je veux te voir (I want to see you):

I want to see you
In a pornographic film
In action with your cock
Form (from?) potatoes or fried
For any knowledge
On your anatomy
On your Teki cousin
And your accessories fetishes

That’s some sick shit. Thanks, Joseph! You’re going to fit right in!

Read the rest of the “translation” after the jump…

Cuizinier with your small sex surrounds by russet-red hairs
I narrive step has to believe that you can believe quon wants of you
I ny do not believe same in the black, same if you guards your pyjamas
Same if you guards your dressing gown, in the shape of old-fashioned tee-shirt
Keep on your shirt Ca will limit the damage batard

I want to see you
In a pornographic film
In action with your cock
Form patatoes or fried
For any knowledge
On your anatomy
On your Teki cousin
And your accessories fetishes

Cuizi cest what
Your favorite position
Your Olympic performances
But you nas nothing dorgasmic
You are very naked
Under your apron
Loan has to declad
But I tavoue nothing ny made

You dreams dun Hummer fluo
Draw by Akroe
But you nas not the licence
Lyrics
You always travel by the subway

Superstar dun evening your life becomes again normal after
Not need for black glasses to hide you nobody reconnait you
Your green chart tattend guy
Cest not of the words to lair some
Jai successful with ten to make
One with my scanner
Lentree is free this evening
Cest the only means for quon comes
Then the girls one walks
Ouais one goes to the chippendales
One navait not envisaged to pass the evening with the funny ones
One wanted to see the pectoral ones, guys go up like bulls

Your posters of LilJon cover those with Magic Jonhson
Your body is too crunk to ensure the dunks

Cuiziner cest you whom I want to see
That I want to see this evening
To make you ridicule by a girl who rappe better than you
Jai not enough of my 10 fingers to count them in the room
All these girls coiffees as me who know what you be worth has hair