WAR SONG

At Attention: Military Guys Make Ridiculously Hot “Call Me Maybe” Video

At first we were bowled over that a group of hot-looking servicemen were willing to “go there” in a homage video forCarly Rae Jepsen’s song of summer, “Call Me Maybe.” Then we learned it was actually a scene-by-scene re-creation of a similar video made by the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders.

Hey, whatever machinations you guys have to go through to make it okay to do stuff like this is fine with us.

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36 Comments

  • Fidelio

    that galifianakis dude is great. straight guys letting their hair down. priceless.

  • avesraggiana

    Groovy! Getting straight guys to dance and feel really cool about is always a good thing.

  • Wilberforce

    Everyday Joes are the hottest stuff around. They’re much finer than overly puffed, badly proportioned celebrities.
    And it’s great that they can act like divas without being ashamed. I think gay culture has made this possible. Probably the queens in the military are camping it up more openly, and the straight guys are following suit.

  • Rockery

    Call me maybe vid – aren’t we a little late with this? What’s next a shit ____ says video?

  • Noktomezo

    The light skinned black guy is obviously the gay one.

  • avesraggiana

    @Noktomezo: You mean, the one with the sarong and the swinging, gyrating hips? Hard to miss, huh?

  • Kasnar

    I’m sure the actual Miami Dolphins cheerleaders would really appreciate this video. How can they not?

  • Kasnar

    It’s a rather cute video. Nice to see the boys in good spirits. I especially liked the creativity involved in using the mop heads. Hilarious!!

  • MikeE

    I don’t get it.
    Presumably hetero guys, acting queeny, lip-syncing and dancing around to a song.
    My first reaction is it looks like they’re making fun of effeminate guys.

  • Lyceius

    Lol. Seems like they had fun regardless. Some of those straight boys can move lol.

  • Dumdum

    @MikeE: Yea right. I am also a heterosexual male, I just like to have sex with men. That is THE GAYEST VIDEO EVER!!! They are straight and I am Donald effing Trump. I am also the president of the united states and the queen of England. I suppose that in an alternate reality, there are a group of straight military men who enjoy acting Gay.

  • Paulo

    they’re all chest shaved !!?? lol

  • D P

    OMG! Love the guy in the guardshack, so much I had to comment about him here!

  • Dumdum

    @Dumdum: You are an idiot Dumdum. That was the cutest funniest video ever. They are having fun and considering their circumstance, that was totally amazing. The guy with dark hair and a little mustache gave me wood.

  • DerekR

    If any of you guys had a clue it would be scary…..

    This video is a shot for shot copy of the video the Miami Dolphin cheerleaders did – hence the acknowledgement at the end.

    Before you bitch or bash or tear down – first know what the f*ck you are talking about……….

  • Dumdum

    @DerekR: Holy crap dude! Chill the f*ck out. MALE PMS????

  • startenout

    @Dumdum: Wow, you bash guys in the military for doing something innocent and fun, then comment against yourself, and then tell someone else to chill out for calling you on your first post? Imbalanced much?

  • sfbeast

    love it. that war is horrible and i want them all to come home. so glad they can have fun and really get into it. and, wow, some of them are cuuuuuute !

  • Dumdum

    @startenout: I was joking, the whole thing was intentional gawd you people take things way too seriously. Criticize much??????

  • jmi2

    seeing more and more things like this makes me realize that DADT is going to be the bigger game changer than the marriage equality push. these guys are just being who they are and realize that freedom for one makes freedom for all, especially being in Afghanistan.

  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    Wow a lot of sexy military men. I loved this video.
    Allen Andrew ManoftheYear I t u n e s

  • Joel J

    @Dumdum: This is gayer than gay. I love it. The Navy was never that much fun. Looks like ending DADT has liberated the straights as well as the gays. Straight, gay, who cares as long as you have my back. (Pun intended.)

  • muscl954

    OMG! Is that entire platoon gay???? LOLOLOL I loved it!! Hot men!

  • rickc1029

    thanks for real men

  • GayBacon

    I don’t care how hot the guys are, the song still sux.

  • Sean305

    This video is probably not of military. Facial hair is not permitted for active duty and I doubt that you could grow much beard during your “off duty” time. The creator did not claim they were military but that the video was “in honor of”. The production values are also very high – suspiciously so – to be “amateur”.

    That being said, I liked the Arabic-looking guy with the ass close-up. He had the best body and sweetest…

  • BobRoehr

    @Sean305: The guys with facial hair are probably contractors who help to keep a lot of the equipment and logistics operating, or provide security for contractors, or possibly CIA/intelligence types. I’m not suspicious of the production values — a decent videocam is now a few hundred bucks (which is nothing if you’re making contractor bucks), natural lighting is good there, and if you have time on your hands and nowhere to go….

  • DirtyOleMan

    Thats enough to give this ole guy a major woodie!

  • melstenger

    So I just watched this video twice totally mesmerized! These straight men acting kinda gay, but really just enjoying their bodies and the movement and the music and the playfulness of the situation–wow! What a turn on! And that final scene where all the guys are looking down at the viewer gave me the fantasy of being there, right there, at their crotch level. This is one of the sexiest videos I’ve ever seen!

  • butler247

    Hey give the guys some credit, if there gay or not , I think they did a great job.

  • John E Ritter

    Lmao, too funny, great video !!!

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