WATCH: Azerbaijani News Site Reports Six-Legged Bisexual Lamb Born In Georgian Village

Over in Georgia (the country, not the state), the Azerbaijani news site Trend is reporting that locals are scratching their heads over the birth of a six-legged bisexual lamb.

“I have been asking the other shepherds, but none of them remember such case,” said shepherd Abadzhanov Albert. “There were three-legged lambs, one-eyed, but not six legged, bisexual one. The lamb eats well, but moves with difficulty.”

Um, exactly how would a shepherd know his sheep is bisexual?

We’re gonna avoid any horny-farmer jokes and assume this is just a bad Google translation of “hermaphrodite.”

We hope so, anyway.

UPDATE: Here’s a video of the cute little thing.

Photos: Trend Roger Davies

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  • MikeE

    how do you know the lamb ISN’T bisexual?
    maybe when the shepherd asked the lamb to, you know, wink-wink-nudge-nudge, the lamb asked if the cow could join in?

  • Olive Austin

    They’re going to need more mint jelly.

  • Isaac C

    I see that Queerty is now promoting the liberal bisexual lamb agenda.

    God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe.

  • Drew

    I count 7 legs in the photo.

  • Drew

    Why doesn’t queerty run articles about bisexual people? They wrote articles on the “shit gay men say” videos but there’s a “shit bisexuals say” video that got no article at all.

  • Rio

    Congratulations on the newest addition to the Kardashian family!

  • MikeE

    I think the lamb is baaaaaaaaah-sexual

  • Jeff

    Everyone knows that having six legs means your bisexual.

  • George

    I live in Georgia and gotta say: This Azer-news or sth like that is fu**in’ trolling you. The news is NOT true and can NOT be true, because this particular photo was released/shared a long time ago from somewhere in the world. Trust Google Images and remove this silly “news”

  • Stupid

    When’s its parade?

  • Rowan

    Jeff, don’t you mean bi”six”ual?

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