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WATCH: Azerbaijani News Site Reports Six-Legged Bisexual Lamb Born In Georgian Village

Over in Georgia (the country, not the state), the Azerbaijani news site Trend is reporting that locals are scratching their heads over the birth of a six-legged bisexual lamb.

“I have been asking the other shepherds, but none of them remember such case,” said shepherd Abadzhanov Albert. “There were three-legged lambs, one-eyed, but not six legged, bisexual one. The lamb eats well, but moves with difficulty.”

Um, exactly how would a shepherd know his sheep is bisexual?

We’re gonna avoid any horny-farmer jokes and assume this is just a bad Google translation of “hermaphrodite.”

We hope so, anyway.

UPDATE: Here’s a video of the cute little thing.


Photos: Trend Roger Davies