SIDE EYE(BALLS)

Bryan Fischer Says Jason Collins’ Career Is Over, Nobody Listens

Screen shot 2013-04-30 at 6.35.02 PMChristian talk show host Bryan Fischer has some opinions on Jason Collins‘ recent coming out, and thankfully, Right Wing Watch has posted a video summarizing the worst of his commentary, probably because nobody else was listening.

Fischer believes that the Sports Illustrated piece announcing Collins’ sexuality is pretty much an obituary for his career. Contrary to the overwhelming support the newly open NBA player received yesterday, Fischer is pretty sure Collins will eventually be rejected by fellow players and their wives for “eyeballing” them in the shower.

Furthermore, Fischer thinks Collins’ wandering eyes will keep him from getting a job at all next year.

He continues:

“Now, I will guarantee you that, if the ownership of whatever team was thinking about bringing him back, or thinking about trading for him, and they go to the players on that team, and they say ‘how do you feel about an out, active, homosexual being in the same locker room, sharing the same shower facilities with you?’ they’d say ‘no way – I do not want some guy, a teammate, eyeballing me in the shower, and my wife does not want that.’”

Funny how Jason Collins has been playing in the NBA for 12 years, never once being accused of “eyeballing” his teammates’ junk in the shower.

But who listens to this guy anyway? He’s just bitter about being the victim of excessive side-eyes, never an “eyeball.”

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17 Comments

  • balehead

    Jason’s 34..wasn’t it over before he came out?…Kinda up there to keep playing..

  • Scribe38

    @balehead: He still wants to play… It who be nice if he could hold on a season or two, if only as a role model that it can be done.

  • Dakotahgeo

    We can only be grateful Bryan Flash… errr, Fischer doesn’t play any sports.
    He’s a bad enough christian… what on earth would he do in sports?!

  • bp196

    Great, nice playing the all gay men just hit on straight men card.

  • ouragannyc

    And I’m sure Bryan Fisher is not a homophobe because he has many gay friends…
    ;-)

  • flipper

    Who listens to this guy, you ask? You do, queerty. You keep printing his comments. Please stop. It devalues your publication.

  • yaoming

    I’d never heard of this freak until Queerty brought him up. Scr?w him.

  • Dakotahgeo

    @yaoming: Noooooooooooooooo… never!!!! LOLOL… thanks, yaoming!

  • DOFEK

    Fischer, why dose it sound you think you are white?. You are just another mother fucker American, Christian that should exterminated in concentration caps. AdamHomo

  • Harley

    It’s been proven str8 men who are secure in their sexuality have no problems with gay men. However, “str8” men who are homophobic ALWAYS flunk the ol’ “penile plethograph” test. Proving homophobes are homosexual. Self loathing and psychologically damaged homosexuals who were beaten and abuse by their parents while growing up. Pray for them as they are in need of prayers (I.e. psychological counseling). Religious conviction is the sickness. Homosexuality is not.

  • cody j

    I often wondered what happened to ‘MR. Bluster’ the senile old man (puppet)who was always menacing Howdy Doody……going off on various inane diatribes..well I see he is back, must admit, tho, they’ve gotten pretty good about hiding the strings attached to b.fischers arms,

  • ted72

    @flipper: I agree!

  • jwrappaport

    I just noticed the Constitution behind him. What a grotesque bastardization.

  • Dakotahgeo

    @cody j: LOLOL… Right on!!

  • Volvoguy

    Just because you see a guy naked in the
    shower doesn’t mean you want to have sex with him.
    Contrary to misbelief not all want to have sex with
    everyone they see, Just The cute ones!!!

  • Captain proton

    But who listens to this guy anyway?

    Quite right. If it weren’t for Queerty I wouldn’t know this guy exists.
    Why do you guys listen to him?

  • Dakotahgeo

    @Captain proton: Because Mr. Bluster-Fischer is very cheap entertainment, and we need someone to make us cleanse our nasal passages while splurting our coffee in our noses with laughter.

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