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Colton Haynes sings; Conor McGregor cleans up nice; aliens almost definitely devour a gay couple

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You should probably cozy up to the gay couple that’ll be prominently featured in the eagerly awaited Alien: Covenant.

Get acquainted with the two young men (played by Nathaniel Dean and Demián Bichir) in this five-minute prologue, and try to guess whether they’ll soon be ripped to pieces by extremely angry extraterrestrials:

Watch The Real O’Neals’s Kenny (played by Noah Galvin) get his heart ripped out of his chest and thrown to the wolves at the hands of his gay lover, who’s just not feeling it because life is some sad stuff:

Get ready to hear Colton Haynes sing his handsome heart out in an upcoming tribute concert for the late George Michael.

We’re guessing/hoping he’ll choose the never-embarrassing 1984 anthem “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.”

If you haven’t yet grown weary of handsomeness, here’s some more: MMA fighter Conor McGregor has climbed into a handful of dapper outfits for the latest issue of GQ. Here’s one such look:

Actor Tom Lenk has gone ahead and imitated some outrageous Oscar looks so you don’t have to. Get a tantalizing taste below, and check out his Instagram account to see them all.