Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and a chocolate company in London is hoping you’ll consider giving your sweetheart a box of chocolate buttholes as a token of your love.
“There’s no wrong way to eat an ass,” the product description reads, “but our serving suggestion is to pucker up and pop one of these chocolate starfish in your lover’s mouth (if you can bear to share).”
The candies, made with pure Belgian chocolate, are said to be moulded from “a real butt hole” and are designed for “erotic indulgence”, whatever that means.
They come in three different flavors: dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
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According to its website, the Edible Anus is the brainchild of London artist, Magnus Irvin, who created them in 2006 for an art exhibition. The exhibition was a hit, so he teamed up with a Dutch chocolatier to mass produce the confections to be sold in retail shops around the world.
The company’s “mission statement” reads:
We believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation, by using novelty to challenge deep rooted preconceptions in a humorous and easily digestible form. So join the uprising, spread the joy, and let’s help the world to LOVE THE ANUS, and themselves.
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Pretty crappy Valentine’s gift…….
justgeo
Poor Gabe if you are going to do this at least get a manicure. All the dead cuticle as bad as old shit!
glennmcbride
You are right, those that is the ugliest set of cuticles I have seen – who would want those fingers popping anything into their mouth?
Ichiraku Ramen
WTF!! BWAHAHAHA!!! Who in their right mind would want an edible anus? Especially one that’s made from chocolate, an item that has long been associated with feces, gross! At least make it the whole booty lol or make it a gummy idk but that just nasty.
radiooutmike
I have always found erotic food tacky. Tacky and delicious.
gaypalmsprings
Do they come in fudge flavor? And how are they packed?