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Cute Hetero Wrestler Hudson Taylor’s Support for LGBTs Is Rewarded With a Championship Win

University of Maryland wrestler Hudson Taylor, whose Lyrca-clad penis the gays have been ogling ever since he scored attention for wearing a HRC sticker on his headgear, yesterday won the the 197-pound class at the ACC wrestling championships, where he was named Most Outstanding Wrestler. So that’s terrific.

Now we just want to see who would win in a match-up between Taylor and porn star wrestler Paul Donahoe.