You may have head that aussieBum, the wildly popular underwear line founded by Sean Ashby recently launched a new “wonderbra”-esque brief deemed “The Wonderjock”. In case you can’t put it together (which we doubt), the penis-enhancing panties push, pull, and prod the boys into the most eye-popping bulge. Well, eyes and other things, too.
Well, actually, we don’t really care that much, but we were chatting with a friend recently about the various undies marketed specifically and/or aggressively to the homos, i.e.: Aussie Bum, 2xist, and Ginch Gonch to name a few.
While we love a good pair of slut skivvies, we’ve always been partial to fairly simple briefs. Perhaps a fun design or color, but nothing too garish. What can we say? We think they’re sexy. (Although, there is one particular man who can rock a pair of 2xist briefs like whoa, but nevermind…)
Anyway, we want to know what you think: do you go the extra mile to make your penis more interesting than it already is or do you keep your shit stream-lined?
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(As an aside, we’ve pictured the aforementioned Wonderjock above. It’s worth noting that the model actually has a vagina. Now, that’s wonderous…)
Ted
I have always just worn the plain old Calvin Klein’s. Last week I ordered two pairs of these…one white and one blue…to check them out. I will give them the road test and report back.
Jase
I like ginch gonch – especially the crotch rockets!
Ryan
My penis is interesting enough without a pair of wonder-enhancing underwear.
Noah
aussie bum & ginch gonch are 2 brands I can always put on and feel pretty. Though my partner finds my undies with firetrucks/farm animals/etc. a little silly… he enjoys watching me prance around in them none the less.
chadwyck
To be honest, I am glad to hear this. I am very picky when it comes to underwear and I have yet to find anything that does absolutely everything I want it to.
See, underwear SHOULD lift, support, and accentuate. Otherwise, why even bother wearing any? This is why I really will never understand boxers. What’s the point? You’re just hanging there as if you don’t have any on anyway.
chgo921
WHEN I WEAR THEM, have to go with the boxer briefs. Not sure how regular boxers provide any support — or keep the wood from showing — in dress pants.
lmprdctns
I visited the Aussiebum site and the video ad for these underwear is the lamest thing I’ve ever seen. I actually thought the model was less hot once I saw him moving around.
As for bulge enhancement… um, you’ve got what you’ve got. By the time we see the underwear, how long is it going to be before we see the actual goods?
Travis
I love ginch gonch, but I normally just wear plain old CK boxer briefs. I think this type of underwear would hurts my balls.
Vince...in...NYC
I remember the first time I wore boxer shorts, it was so liberating !!! Stream line, you’ll have more fun having a hard-on !!!! Oh, Chgo921, don’t worry about the dress pants, like I said before — Fun !!!!
Alfred
I love aussiebum’s undies. Being gay isn’t complete (to me) without nice/fun/sexy looking undies. I particularly disapprove of gay men wearing (silk) boxers with prints. Like some of u hv mentioned – let boxers, let loose. And they makes ur hip look a tad bigger!
Creepy Lesbo
I love Ginch Gonch and Aussie Bum underpants – they’re very comfy and aren’t too bad at holding packing in either. Quite popular amongst the lesbians too, it seems! I like the simple designs but bright colours. Not that fond of patterns myself but I did buy the beaver design pair…
Ted
Okay…two pairs came in the mail yesterday and I ran to my bedroom to try them on. They are comfortable and give me a nice shape. I started to get a bit heated up looking at myself. Do they have the same thing for my butt?
Jon
While I agree that a good pair of plain briefs or trunks can be incredibly sexy, I think some people can definitely benefit from the “lift and support”. I think C-IN2 (a fairly new brand from the original designer of 2(x)ist actually started this with their Sling Support System: read about it at: http://blog.universalgear.com/2006/09/cin2_supporting_you.html
Shawn
Well, being of the homosexual variety myself I am not fond of the “wonderjock” idea….thats kind of like false advertising is it not? At any rate I consider myself a bit of an underwear conniseur, since I am an ex shot-boy and they were in fcat my everyday work attite. As for myself I feel that a piercing through one’s penis is much more “intersting” than anything a pair of underwear can offer. As such, if you can’t rock the bulge without that added support to makes one’s crotchal region pronounced, then maybe you shouldn’t be wearing thae skimpy underwear to being with. I do love a pair of cute underwear though….don’t get me wrong. Unico, 2-xist, ck, and undergear all make nice pairs!
BowflexBoi
Mmm, this sorta reminds me of,…remember those ‘crotch-pad’ underwear and/or the ‘butt-pad’ ones in the early 90’s? I used to see them advertise in fitness magazines. Ahh, these look so much sexier. I’ll definitely try a couple of pairs.