Oh, brother. Here we go again.
Pastor James David Manning announced plans this week to march against “sodomite cannibals” in Manhattan (a.k.a. “Sodomite City”) because — wait for it — the gays are planning to turn into “flesh-sucking” homo-zombies and chew off the faces of innocent women and children and eat their poop by 2016!
“God Almighty has given me the revelation that soon, after the court announces that they are to be protected by the Constitution to be sodomites, they’re gonna also start cannibalism,” the concerned pastor said in a recent propaganda video. “Every sodomite, every lesbo, every homo, every fag, every transvestite, every LBGT person — by the year 2016 — will have participated in some sort of cannibalism!”
Why will this happen? you ask.
Because gay people are possessed by demons, of course.
Manning breaks it down for us, saying: “They are demon-possessed! And they will do it with a smile on their faces! In fact, they will be scourging through and rummaging through the hospital waste looking for human waste. A number of people are going to go missing and only their bones will show up!”
Watch the crazed rant below. Or don’t.
h/t: Joe. My. God.
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Kathukid
Another asshole who wants people to think an all powerful invisible being in charge of the entire universe speaks directly to him.
“The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it’s limits.”- Albert Einstein
Charli Girl
Durn it, he’s giving all of our secrets away!!
polarisfashion
I like my human with just a little bit of Tobasco Sauce.
jwtraveler
“The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it’s limits.”- Albert Einstein
Great quote. Thanks for sharing.
Really, I don’t think this is about stupidity. I think it’s a very vivid imagination combined with psychosis.
I think I should start compiling an anthology of all the wildly, creative theories the wackjobs have come up with about LGBT people. It would be hilarious.
trojanboy
OMFG.
crowebobby
Deny you love to “suck the flesh.” Come on, I dare you! You can’t, right? What more proof do you need that good pastor is speaking the truth? My tithe is in the mail.
Rhettoric
Sodomite City? Wasn’t that a Guns n’ Roses tune? “Better to remain a fool in silence, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”, certainly applies. Gotta love idiots like him shooting theirself in the foot.
tdh1980
What does one even say in response to this…mania? This is like Carrie White’s mother crazy.
Charlie in Charge
Oh man, that is so not what we meant when we said “Gonna eat dat ass”
hyhybt
Hey, nutcase! When that guy you were yelling at told you to bite him, he didn’t mean it literally.
Chris Vogel
Is it that religious conservatives are getting loonier? Or, maybe, the extreme wierdos are getting more press? Or, maybe the less loony are abandoning ship? Still, more evidence, if it were needed, that being religious makes you a malicious, arrogant idiot.
Aranos
Feed me…
Ron Jackson
It’s just about attention and money. He wants both.
GQ83
LOL that’s hilarious! First Westboro Baptist claimed that Homosexuals caused the tornados in Oklahoma, now we’re going to be cannibals? by the sounds of it we’re going to be some kick ass queers with the power to control the weather then eat you. HAHA
mcflyer54
People like Pastor Manning are too stupid to realize the harm they actually do to their own cause. Folks like Manning make people laugh, shake their heads and even question their own personal religious beliefs. Keep up the “good” work Pastor, we can use all the supporters you keep sending our way with the offensively outlandish BS you keep saying comes to you from “god”.
Riotgirl41
Oh dammit. One more dumbass who freaked out and left a lesbian party before 10pm. When we talk about “eating” our friends they generally tend to survive it. THIS way they can be eaten several times. People only go missing til about 6am- then everyone gets up and showers for work. More listening less talking. Geez.
thatkweer
I really wan’t to know how he’s going explain his God-given prophecy in 2016, when there are crazed sodomites eating the flesh off babies.
Tobi
Ah, so the fart demon needs actual human flesh to survive, mere cookie monster transubstantiation just doesn’t cut it. PTL. I’m finally getting the hang of this whole “gay” thing… 😉
hyhybt
@Tobi: “Cookie monster transinstantiation?”
Queertyreader2
“Flesh sucking sodomites”, why is it when so-called, “Straight men” describe gay male sex, it comes out homoerotic??? LOL
Jim Guinnessey
Yes and I hope they eat James Manning although I am sure diarrhera will soon follow.
James
This Manning guy is telling the truth but this blood & flesh eating thing is bigger than just some LGBTI people. Millions of people ritually eat flesh & blood in tens of thousands of gatherings every week all across Sodom it New York, the USA and worldwide!
Yes indeed tomorrow morning (Sunday) I (a gay man) will indeed attend a meeting of a “society” of which I’m a member. Alongside other guys, gay affirming straights & even a friend who is an XXY transsexual we will participate in a ritual where we will be offered & eat human “blood & flesh”!
The society is my local Baptist Church & the ritual is usually called Holy Communion.
David Manning you are an appalling excuse for an idiot!
dvlaries
If Manning doesn’t mind, I’ll wait for warmer weather.
Zenguy
When his proclamation of rampant cannibalism does not manifest, I’m interested to know how he will justify his rants of insanity. The fact that he has followers who are so ignorant and gullible to believe and support him is very disturbing. History is full of narcissistic nutcases like him. They use religion as a convenient means to denigrate a certain segment of humanity, in part, to reinforce themselves as a high realm of being. Yet it’s a barbaric morality, unhinged and uninformed, with a severe lack of intellect and true sense of compassion toward humanity, in all of its different forms. They embody a lot of the characteristics of genuine sociopaths.
jwtraveler
@tdh1980: What does one even say in response to this…mania?
Absolutely nothing.
mbfmark
All religion is a form of delusion. This guy is just a little more deluded than most. God is imaginary, prayer is superstition, religion is delusion, there is no heave, there is not hell, THIS is the only life we get, THIS is the only planet we get – evolve!
scotshot
30 – 40% of all American heterosexuals indulge in “sodomy”. I imagine that’s no big deal.
Billysees
Another Pastor bites the dust of his calling.
rcblue73
Sounds like he’s off his meds and if he’s not on meds, he should be.
transiteer
This turd proves the valuelessness and fakery of religion – any but lets look at Christianity this turd represents. He utters absolute disgusting fiction. What is scary – he’s just pathetic – is how many people actually believe and follow this cowpie?
MirandaSparks
Because no Christian ever in the history of Christianity has EVER endorsed cannibalism.
I mean “this is my body, take it and eat” or “this is my blood, take it and drink” is NEVER something a Christian would say!
Ladbrook
And this is what happens to gay men who deny their true orientation and pretend to be something they are not. They obsess over what they can’t have until they eventually suffer mental breakdowns.
What he really needs is a good hard dick in his mouth. Just ask Ted Haggard, Eddie Long, and Pope Benedict.
Sluggo2007
The worst part is that Bible Thumping Bubbas will believe this BS.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Silly man, he has it all wrong! We would never stoop to “hospital waste” Us flesh eating cannibal eating homos only like fresh meat best served at room temp !!!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@Sluggo2007:
100% Co-sign……..Each and every Sunday there are many who sit in the phews of his “church” and listen to this rabid, insane, beyond deeply closeted freak and bow and give a loud chorus of “amen” when he spews his vile insanity…….
ChgoReason
It’s just old ppl that think like this.
Captain Obvious
I was down for it until the poop eating. I’m not eating anybody’s poop, not even my own.
Hobie Woods
This pastor is so confused on the teachings. https://www.facebook.com/notes/hobie-woods/lgbt-and-the-bible/10152724979733434?pnref=story
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@Captain Obvious:
So you are saying you would be the party pooper at the poop party? :p
dave lopes
All the signs of dementia and other forms of mental illness.
Captain Obvious
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: I would poop the hell out of that party. I’m more the “BWAAAAAAAAAINS” type.
Zenguy
I’m a vegetarian. Even if I turn into a zombie I have no intentions of eating human flesh. Poop has never been on my menu. How can someone this insane have followers who believe him? That’s the real scary thing.
jesaves
Honey I’ve been sucking flesh since I was 18
musctop
Aww Christ who tipped him off to the game plan??
jwtraveler
I’d find this funny if I weren’t afraid that there are others out there as stupid and/or crazy as him who believe these paranoid delusions.
bripen
I need to start charging rent to the homo demon i’m possessed by…
SAasianboi
I’m sure he should know from his own experience…..