Fox News host Jeanine Pirro was in rare form on Saturday night’s episode of Justice with Judge Jeanine and, once again, everyone suspects she might’ve been drunk.
Things got off to a rocky start during the intro, when Pirro could be heard grumbling off camera,”I don’t have as much…” Suddenly, she appeared on screen looking confused, almost like she didn’t know where she was. There was a long delay before she finally kicked into gear and said, “Good evening!”
Not sure what happened here pic.twitter.com/XZkUfemYOU
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 2, 2021
After finding her footing, Pirro began pushing a widely debunked story about President Biden trying to force everyone ride Amtrak trains and stop eating meat in an effort to curb carbon gas emissions.
Looking directly into the camera, Pirro told Biden, “I don’t want you telling me that I have to take an Amtrak train and not an airplane because you think I should! Or because it reminds you of your good ol’ days! I want to go forward in time, not backwards!”
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She added, “I don’t like you telling me I shouldn’t eat a burger! Go tell China or India to take care of their carbon emission problems and stop punishing me for what they’re doing and then making me pay for it!”
Jeanine says she doesn’t want to be told to take Amtrak instead of a plane because she wants to move forward in time pic.twitter.com/1tbWpwF1Dc
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 2, 2021
But she wasn’t finished yet.
Things got really crazy a little later on when shestarted slurring her words. She boldly stated that she’ll never apologize for her crazy beliefs because “God made me the way I enn and I sure as hell am not sorry for that!”
“God made me the way I enn” pic.twitter.com/VHCEAdjYC4
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 2, 2021
Was it God? Or was it the boxed wine? You decide.
Here’s what people are saying about her performance…
No dear, Johnny Walker made you the way you are.
— Edna K. – Vaccine Nanotracker Support (@EdnaK_) May 2, 2021
I enn what I (hiccup) enn…
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) May 2, 2021
Wastin’ away again in maga-ritaville 🍸
— ShePlaysGuitars (@ShePlaysGuitars) May 2, 2021
Sure, blame God
— Barklee🌊🌊 (@northclarctica) May 2, 2021
I think the alcohol made her the way she enn pic.twitter.com/XzBaEnlUfG
— Patrick from Florida 🌊🌊😷 (@Pmfjfla) May 2, 2021
Hers is a vengeful God.
— Comfortably Numb (@YGalanter) May 2, 2021
Even God doesn’t have access to that much Chardonnay.
— Brettbutlerperiod (@BrettButler1111) May 2, 2021
“I’m drunk, but I’m tough” 🤪
— MadMerlin✨ (@MadMerlin5) May 2, 2021
Don’t blame God for this. There’s a 12 step program for it.
— D Villella ❄️ (@dvillella) May 2, 2021
Her plastic surgeon would beg to differ.
— T.W. Collins (@TWCollinsPhoto) May 2, 2021
Definitely turned her water in to wine 🤣🤣
— Andy Bloom (@AndrewWBloom) May 2, 2021
some drunks are just mean
— Louis R. Bridgeman (@LouisRBridgema3) May 2, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Mister P
That’s a good one. When a republican says she wants to go forward in time and not backward, we know she is desperate to find something negative.
They are the backwards party.
Doug
Yeah, I thought they were always whining about anything progressive that takes place (??).
ttm9
Think again Mr P. It’s the Dummycrats who got us into this mess. The cost of building supplies has tripled since that idiot Biden took office. And that’s just one of the negatives. I guess you just want to sit at home and get everything for nothing!!
richybruce
She’s got to be the dumbest bitch alive.
Mack
She’s nuts.
Heywood Jablowme
‘Pirro could be heard grumbling off camera,”I don’t have as much…”’
The next word was probably not going to be “tonic” or “ice.”
cuteguy
Ppl may think that Cecily Strong’s impersonation of her on SNL may be over exaggerated, but real life just shows how accurate her impression is. This is the sad current state of the GQP. Fox News will prob give this fake judge a raise. After all, it is a fake news network
Centrism
I’m not surprised. She’s a mess and a grifter.
dwick
that’s a requirement to work at Fox
Prax07
Numbing the pain of being a Complete piece of human garbage must be why these republican trash are always drunk or on drugs.
Al
If she’s not ‘sorry for the way God made her,’, how does she explain the dyed hair, plastic surgery, and Botox???
humble charlie
She inspires me to go trans. What proof is her breast milk? Should I fill the balloons with beer or vodka?
MissTerri
Hi-LAR-ious!!!
Cam
Republicans have to keep coming up with new outrages. I remember when the size of sodas was going down in NYC and Sarah Palin and others kept coming on to shows holding a big gulp as if it was the Holy Grail.
As for this one, at this point, Fox News needs to get sued every time their hosts push something false. They will eventually stop if it stops being profitable.
jackmister
I needed a good laugh. And Republicans are so easy to laugh at.
Terrycloth
Stop serving drinks in the green room or take the bar out of her dressing room. It’s hidden in her purse…just fire her already ! This isn’t the first time she’s been woozy on air. Won’t be the last. I saw her once on the view.before covid. She came out ready to fight .the view gals wouldn’t stand for it time the cable channel gets a backbone and cleans house
roddy
Working for FOX would drive anybody to drink! Especially when working with Tucker and friends!
JPB
Why does she still have a job? Go away!
MISTERJETT
when she had her court show on television, i thought she was so pretty. who knew she was such a stupid cow???
overlarry
“I don’t have as much…..” (next words: “class as a drunken monkey” ??)
Georgeiv2
This is fun “As much class as a $10 hooker “
ttm9
Reading the above comments all I can say is what a bunch of brain dead A holes!! Single digit IQ’s for sure!!
strap2900
She’s a mess, I love it.