Ass-ology

Everything You Need To Know About Dave Franco’s Bare Butt

Thank you, Dave Franco. You came just in time to give us a Hot Franco just as your brother James has turned into a greasy mess who seems to be fighting his inner sex symbol at every turn.

You’re doing quite fine in the hotness department, but we definitely learned all we ever needed to know about your ass, awkward sex scenes, and your “brown eye” (your words) during your interview with shrill and grating lively and entertaining host Chelsea Handler.

Sex scenes are awkward, asses get pimples, and one of the benefits of being in a multimillion dollar hit flick like Neighbors is that there are makeup artists to hide your ass pimples.

Got it, though we’ll just stick to body scrubs to avoid these types of mishaps altogether.

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12 Comments

  • Billy Budd

    The video is blocked for Brazilian viewers.

  • Billy Budd

    I wanted to see his beautiful, tight butt so bad……

  • Alnbarthel

    What a waste of time when the video is blocked in our countries.

  • SteveDenver

    Anyone who can’t see the video and was hoping to see Dave’s butt, it’s not in this video. This is just him and Chelsea talking about the sex scene; how he had a pimple on his butt and had to ask the makeup person for help; and how another actor walked in with the angle I would LOVE to see, but Dave thought was his worst side.

  • drivendervish

    There is no doubt that Dave is much hotter than James who was never built and isn’t aging well. However, on a different note I am wondering if anyone on here can help me to understand why a straight man would be concerned about the deleted 40 minutes from the movie Cruising from over 30 years ago? The 40 minutes were deleted because of their explicit gay sexuality and I as a gay man never thought twice about what I missed but James Franco thinks it’s so important that he makes a movie about it? After watching Interior. Leather. Bar I it was clear that I didn’t miss anything at all way back then.

  • spanky

    I don’t see any bare butt :( false advertising.

  • Mezaien

    Hahahahah he is funny indeed not to mention the pimple on his ass! WOW I would love to kiss it.

  • Niall

    I thought there were pics, bleh

  • robho3

    Oh great another straight guy for Queerty to obsess over.

  • ethan_hines

    @Billy Budd: then use a VPN

  • SteveDenver

    @robho3: I suppose you clicked on this post only to complain?

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