QUEER FICTION

Family Research Institute Chief: Obama’s Probably Gay, Wants Our Kids To Be Gay Too

Today in the world of cuckoo statements from heads of certified hate groups: Family Research Institute chief Paul Cameron claims that Obama has probably “participated in homosexual acts,” notes Right Wing Watch.

Cameron also says Obama’s now complicit with a movement that wants “every little boy and girl” to give homosexuality a try. Said Cameron on Crosstalk, a Christian radio show:

Homosexuality is the one sin, or the one habit, that is 24/7. It is homosexuality all the time. And actually, while I’m not sure about the claims by the various people who have reported that Obama has at least participated at times with them in homosexual acts, this certainly lends some credence.

Ah, yes, “the various people.” The Various People are always spreading weird gossip about me, too. Like, that I totally cheated on my boyfriend with that other dude on Fire Island last summer. And that they definitely saw me at McDonald’s getting two Big Macs the other day. The Various People are always trying to take me down.

Cameron continues to say that the gay agenda is all about forcing the homosexual lifestyle upon unwitting children, all but calling him a pedophile:

Mark my words clearly; the long term goal of the homosexual movement is to get every little boy to grab his ankles and every little girl to give it a try. They will not rest until every one of our children at least gets to try, has the opportunity and maybe is forced to at least once experience homosexual acts. There is no retreating from that, they made it very clear earlier on—now they don’t take about it—but that’s what they want, they will not be happy until they get it, marriage is just a step along the way.

The old slippery slope argument: first it’s gay marriage, next it’s gays raping children openly at school as part of Phys Ed. It almost makes too much sense.

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