Gay Bloggers In Sex Taped Orgy Of Self-Promotion

Christ, it is far too early for this shit!

NY Post reports that the hideously famous Perez Hilton promised fellow “journo” Jonathan Jaxson publicity in exchange for a sex tape.

Despite – or perhaps because of – his past as a publicist, Jaxson agreed. Fool. Jaxson may get the last laugh, though, because now he’s milking the story for all it’s worth!

From The Post:

[Jaxson] sent Lavandeira sexually explicit videos of himself with the hope of [Mario “Perez”] Lavandeira’s help, which never materialized.

“He would tell me he would give me stories for my blog,” Jaxson, 24, said of Lavandeira, 29. “He used me.”
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Lavandeira [once] asked Jaxson, “When are you sending me that video you promised?” Jaxson responded, “If you do a phone blog with me for my blog…as if I am cold calling you in attempt to get advice for my blog. You can be totally rude. I don’t want others to know we talk.”
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Jaxson told Page Six he sent Lavandeira videos of himself masturbating and other forms of “sex videos,” but said he only met Lavandeira in person three times – once in Florida and twice in New York.

Jaxson goes on to say that he fell in love with Hilton, a concept we’re having a hard time comprehending…