Gay Bloggers In Sex Taped Orgy Of Self-Promotion

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Christ, it is far too early for this shit!

NY Post reports that the hideously famous Perez Hilton promised fellow “journo” Jonathan Jaxson publicity in exchange for a sex tape.

Despite – or perhaps because of – his past as a publicist, Jaxson agreed. Fool. Jaxson may get the last laugh, though, because now he’s milking the story for all it’s worth!

From The Post:

[Jaxson] sent Lavandeira sexually explicit videos of himself with the hope of [Mario “Perez”] Lavandeira’s help, which never materialized.

“He would tell me he would give me stories for my blog,” Jaxson, 24, said of Lavandeira, 29. “He used me.”

Lavandeira [once] asked Jaxson, “When are you sending me that video you promised?” Jaxson responded, “If you do a phone blog with me for my blog…as if I am cold calling you in attempt to get advice for my blog. You can be totally rude. I don’t want others to know we talk.”

Jaxson told Page Six he sent Lavandeira videos of himself masturbating and other forms of “sex videos,” but said he only met Lavandeira in person three times – once in Florida and twice in New York.

Jaxson goes on to say that he fell in love with Hilton, a concept we’re having a hard time comprehending…