Sheik Fallah bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan–say that five times really fast–who is the younger brother of the ruler of the United Arab Emirates, stands trial in Geneva for assaulting US businessman Silvano Orsi, who allegedly spurned The Notorious S.F.B.Z.B.S.A.N’s sexual advances. Apparently Sheik Fallah sent Orsi a bottle of Dom Perignon, and then tried to sit in his lap and “fondle” him. But Sheik Fallah became angry when Orsi protested–and in true Shiek form, he alledgedly threw Orsi to the floor, punched him in the face, and whipped him with his belt. The Sheik said he was annoyed when Orsi refused the champagne, but only confronted him “after I was called gay.” As if. Although when you’re from a country that will send you to jail for going to a gay wedding, you’re bound to freak out at these things.
The Sheik Is Not Gay! [CBS]