Ashley Kelly, 25
Ashley is the straight, married gal pal on A List: Dallas and, honestly, the standout star. She’s like a grown-up Toddlers and Tiaras baby, all big hair and sparkly lip-gloss, Ashley’s levity is the ideal foil to all the gay-boy drama. She comes from a strict conservative Christian background but now surrounds herself with gay men, which her husband seems to be okay with. Just don’t call her a fag hag. We avoided the term in our chat with her but at the Q&A after the screening, somebody dared to use it. She shot back like a pistol, “Define fag hag—go!” She refused the label, and gave some don’t-fuck-with-me realness when her accuser wasn’t quick enough on the draw to respond.