Ginormous Penis Scares Innocent Bystanders By Shooting Gold Confetti

A ginormous penis is reminding Norwegians to stop dicking around when it comes to practicing safe sex.

In case you haven’t heard, Norway is suffering an STI epidemic, earning the nation the appelation Europe’s “herpes hotspot.”

To combat this ignominious distinction, Norwegian sex-ed organization RFSU produced a PSA featuring a human-sized penis running up to unsuspecting strangers then ejaculating gold glitter on them.

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“If I can help others, just by being a dick, there is nothing better,” the penis, aka Philip van Eck, told Tønsberg Blad.

See the video below. And don’t forget to wrap it up!

h/t: Mashable