Ginormous Penis Scares Innocent Bystanders By Shooting Gold Confetti

A ginormous penis is reminding Norwegians to stop dicking around when it comes to practicing safe sex.

In case you haven’t heard, Norway is suffering an STI epidemic, earning the nation the appelation Europe’s “herpes hotspot.”

To combat this ignominious distinction, Norwegian sex-ed organization RFSU produced a PSA featuring a human-sized penis running up to unsuspecting strangers then ejaculating gold glitter on them.

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“If I can help others, just by being a dick, there is nothing better,” the penis, aka Philip van Eck, told Tønsberg Blad.

See the video below. And don’t forget to wrap it up!

h/t: Mashable

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  • DarkZephyr

    I wish we were allowed to have commercials like that in the USA.

  • Mike C Acosta

    James Scott Johnston I am guessing that wouldn’t frighten you ??????

  • Wil Chaney

    It should be spewing condoms.

  • Lewis Kinslayer

    I know some size queens that would take this as a challenge. ;)

  • macroman

    OMG Americans and geography. Sweden are NOT the new Norway. RFSU are a swedish organisation who also happens to do business in Norway. Domain .se stands for Sweden.

  • Ariel Hans Christian

    Tru Wil Chaney I was thinking the same thing…where’s the Magnums? THOSE ARE ALWAYS in gold foil.

  • proveninnocent59

    A giant penis balloon….why? Is it any wonder mainstream America is having a difficult time accepting the homosexual lifestyle? Is homosexuality about love or is it about lust? Sometimes it is difficult to know.

  • georgemed222

    It also reminds them to watch everyday penis health. Using a quality penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) helps fight unwanted odor, dry/flaky skin, loss of sensation, etc.

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