LOOKING FORWARD, 2014

Gorgeous Male Models Who Must Become Household Names

Hey, you like looking at hot male model shots, right? Well, take a look at these. These dudes are not famous yet, but if there’s any justice in the world of sex appeal you’ll be seeing a lot more of them next year. We’ve been scanning Model Mayhem like a lecherous creep, looking for a few great faces (and bodies).

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Uriel lives in Dallas, and hopes that modeling will help his “dreams come true,” adding that he is “willing to work my butt off.” Good to know.

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Aaron lives in Florida, but we’ll try not to hold it against him. When he’s not lounging around shirtless, he’s a financial trader and analyst. Or maybe he does those things shirtless, too. We’d buy what he’s selling.

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Shahin lives in Tulsa but dreams of modeling in New York. He draws the line at any modeling that is risqué or erotic. See if you can persuade him to change his mind.

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Alex Markwith is kind of freaking us out with that intense glare. “I am an artist with a vision,” he writes. “I also have the ambition to realize this vision.” This is clearly a determined man. Get out of his way, world.

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Daniel pretty much defines “all-American” with that jawline. You know how some people can walk into a room and stand there being rugged, and then a log cabin and a team of huskies and a campfire just sort of spring up around them? That appears to be what’s going on here. Also, he is apparently a fan of buttons. Lots and lots of buttons.

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Scotty lives in Fort Wayne and has a dog named Sparx, as well as several lizards. “My dream life would be to have enough money to survive, a small house with lots of books, and a nice girl,” he writes. Well, that certainly sounds achievable.

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Everybody loves twins! Here are Michael and Zach, and they come as a set. Get your finger out of your mouth, kiddo, you don’t know where it’s been. (Also, we just noticed the subtle Avatar tattoo on Twin #1. Can we be friends?)

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Here’s Lenny. He has all of the sass. ALL OF IT. No, you cannot have any. He is using it ALL.

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Here’s Anthony. He lives in Colorado and has abs that are bigger than some men’s pecs.

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We are fascinated by Vallojez, the fellow on the right who seems to have found himself in quite a predicament. He writes, “I am very comfortable doing anything including fetish and nudity,” so he’s definitely our kind of folks.

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Ron Bristol definitely has the look of a professional model down to a science. Look at that glare, and those hands! Why are you staring at us like that, Ron? What are you planning? Ron, why are you coming towards us like that? Why are you putting gloves on? Ron, what are you doing … Ron! Ron! Ohhhhh Ron!

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We’ll leave you with adorable pocket-model Ian Jacob. In fact, we’ll leave you with two of his shots, because we can’t decide which we like best. Bringing blankets to market, or taking a bath in rosé — which is your favorite?

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22 Comments

  • Ron Jackson

    Sorry, I don’t see the “gorgeous” part.

  • kevinjabs

    Other than ‘Daniel’ I don’t see much potential or honestly much hotness

  • Jackhoffsky

    Unless your household is a gay senior citizen’s home, then yes… they are all GORGEOUS.

    If you’re household is from the movie “Clue,” then they’re doable.

    Otherwise… you should consider: There MIGHT be a reason why they are not currently “household names.”

  • Tackle

    When I seen troll down crossed out, and took a look at the pics, I knew what was up.Matt Baume, shame on you! Way to go to make fun of someones physical appearance. You know how hard & harsh gay men can be about looks. This was a deliberate attempt to poke fun, knowing full well the ridicule that would be thrown at these young men.

  • Ron Jackson

    I’m sure all these guys are adorable in their own way but to be a male model requires a different set of standards. I certainly meant no disrespect to any of these fine young men. Like most of us they are cute, but average; that’s nothing to feel bad about.

  • coffeeaugur

    Since when did average and under equate to gorgeous?

  • Niall

    Shocking that a list which had diversity(for once), still managed to be so boring.

  • ArtyHermes

    *gag* You can do better than this Queerty

  • yaletownman

    The staff at Queerty must have really low self esteem because people who have that always tend to be on the lookout for people they can make fun. They need to believe that there are people that are less than they feel they are in order to prop themselves up. In a nutshell, finding ones self esteem via comparison shopping. But it doesn’t work and actually even makes you uglier than you already think you are because what you feel about yourself cannot be altered by anyone else but you.

  • DShucking

    You’ve got to be kidding. This looks like a collection of discards you found in the bin behind the apartment building of some guy who gave up trying to become a fashion photographer because the only people he could get to pose for him were tweakers and refrigerator repairmen and I strongly suspect that Alex is in fact a woman.

  • Taliaferro

    Just WHY must they become household names? What do they add to the world? Do they help others, promote peace and justice? Just what do they do other than get photographed by a public obsessed with sex and beauty?

  • that_dude247

    @Ron Jackson: I kept looking lol. I thought I clicked on the wrong article.

  • Dixie Rect

    This post is idiotic. Sorry, none will be household names.

  • JustSayin

    YUK….

  • LadyL

    Um……….no.

  • rcs831

    Oh thats terrible.

  • hotshot70

    Alex is too girly. Scotty looks like he’s a bit of a re-re. Uriel’s pic looks doctored.

  • clarklane

    This is proof that anybody can get a profile on Model Mayhem.
    Next time you decide to produce an ‘article’ like this…try sending a writer who isn’t visually impaired. Though, that is an insult to the blind…even in Braille, none of these so-called models should be seen in public.

  • Doris Fontaine

    just as Eva explained I cant believe that someone can profit $8599 in one month on the internet. did you look at this web site… http://gg.gg/z5yv

  • jonindallas

    Photoshoot hint: Clean the mold out of the tub first.

  • chaucerintherain

    If I might suggest, have a look at the models on the page for “Woody Norvell Images” at Model Mayhem.

  • jel1955

    OK, this was actually funny. Thank you for a good giggle Queerty!!!!

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