Hardboiled mystery

What this guy can do with an egg is not to be believed

It’s time to pause for half a minute to marvel at the versatility of the hardboiled egg.

Not only can they be done up in pastel watercolors to dazzle all the sweet children at Easter, they can also be used to apply makeup — as YouTuber PopLuxe eagerly demonstrates in the below YouTube clip that literally finds him walking away with egg on face.

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“This kind of feels like a really cold silly sponge but it smells like sewage, like eggs, so… that’s a turn-off,” he crows, tamping foundation into his cheeks. “But it’s actually doing a pretty good job. I really like how cold this is… it’s like super refreshing, too!”

And… that’s just one highlight.