It’s time to pause for half a minute to marvel at the versatility of the hardboiled egg.
Not only can they be done up in pastel watercolors to dazzle all the sweet children at Easter, they can also be used to apply makeup — as YouTuber PopLuxe eagerly demonstrates in the below YouTube clip that literally finds him walking away with egg on face.
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“This kind of feels like a really cold silly sponge but it smells like sewage, like eggs, so… that’s a turn-off,” he crows, tamping foundation into his cheeks. “But it’s actually doing a pretty good job. I really like how cold this is… it’s like super refreshing, too!”
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Eldred
This is interesting. I don’t know much about makeup but was the first product he applied supposed to be that color or more closely to his skin color?
NateOcean
In a pinch, a (preferably) peeled hard-boiled egg can substitute for a dildo.
DMRX
That’s WAY more info than we wanted to know about you. Haha