Happy Endings: Anna Nicole Vs. Boy George

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Boy George and Anna Nicole Smith are teaming up on a reality show. Makes us we wish we lived in the UK so we can watch what will surely be a coked-up train wreck. [Hello Magazine]

• Latvia has banned same-sex marriage. How do you say “straights only” in Latvian? [Reuters]

Senator Chris Buttars wants to ban gay-straight alliance clubs in high school. Says the man with the unfortunate surname: “In my mind, if you are in the chess club, what do you talk about? Chess. If you are in the dance club, what do you talk about? Dance. If you are in a gay club, what do you talk about?” Why, fashion of course! [Desert News]

Jamie Bell, who played a ballerina in Billy Elliot and used to live with the film’s much older director, can’t possibly understand why people think he might be gay. [Hollywood.com]

George Michael will be at Elton John’s wedding next week, but not as a hired wedding singer like we had hoped. [Sydney Morning Herald]