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Heterosexual GOP Congressman Aaron Schock Really Wants You To See His Abs


Completely heterosexual GOP Congressman Aaron Schock wanted to make sure you know how toned he is by posting this totally not posed or flexed photo of him surfing in Hawaii on his Instagram page today.

He seems pretty flexible, as we’d guess someone so used to ducking and dodging gay rumors should be.

Schock is undeniably handsome, but the abs were definitely more prominent in that notorious Men’s Health spread a few years back.

The fashionable politician was no doubt taking a breather before trying to figure out a coherent argument as to why he’s against gay marriage.

We’ll let you enjoy this, but looking at the pic makes us think of what the cover of his inevitable coming out memoir is going to look like.

On:           Apr 23, 2014
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    • Zekester

      I think you forgot the quotes around “Heterosexual”.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      A closet case working against his own rights. He is disgusting.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • misterhollywood

      Too bad he is locked in his Illinois closet. Dude should just come out.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yousir75

      Why is Queerty so obsessed with Schock? He’s a jerk politician voting against LGBT rights.

      Is Queerty that hard up for physically attractive guys?

      Apr 23, 2014 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NG22

      My mind hates him; my dick loves him. He’s so awful, but oh so pretty.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 2:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy

      He looks like a power bottom…

      Apr 23, 2014 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rextrek

      well golly gee willickers…Congressman surfing….while MILLIONS go WITHOUT…..How many days have they worked this yr? (NOT even Half the year!) Yet we pay thier god-dammed salaries, A+++ HEALTH CARE and Lifetime pensions…..where’s a DAM Shark when you need one?

      Apr 23, 2014 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      You mean why would a gay website want to print a story about a closeted gay Congressman who is selling out the entire community and voting against our rights while he hypocritically sleeps with guys?

      Gee, can’t imagine why that would be of interest to a gay website.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nieciedo

      I have no qualms with posting articles about a probably closeted Republican whose voting and advocacy harms GLBT people without his wealth, influence, and connections.

      I do have a problem with posting him in a flattering light that hides how truly vile, disgusting, and loathesome and excuse for a human being he is. Yes, he has a nice body, but his mind and soul are hideous.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien

      Give the white monkey Banana.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kenover

      Funny how there just happened to be a photographer out in the ocean when Shock decided to go surfing. What a coincidence! This guy and Vlad Putin should hook up. They’re both shirtless publicity whores. And their politics are nearly identical too.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      When the anti-gay politicians come out, they always have to do a huge mea culpa for voting against gay rights for so long.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • artgolden

      He is a despiciable troglodytic asshole.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      He looks very man-scaped?

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarSco

      yea he’s cute and all that. Pretty hoes like that come a dime a dozen. Concentrate on getting him to change his mind on gay marriage. It’s like the thirst brigade out here lol

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Grayson

      oh this queen needs to come to her own party, child.


      Apr 23, 2014 at 4:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yousir75

      @Cam: All we have is SPECULATION – perhaps wishful thinking? – that Schock is closeted.

      Until it’s confirmed that Schock is in fact gay, I think the better course is to ignore this jerk until he does something anti-gay.

      But hey, if you like Queerty proving the gay stereotype that all we’re concerned about is looks, then have at it.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ibernard

      @rextrek: Couldn’t agree more!!!

      Apr 23, 2014 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ibernard

      @Kenover: too fucking funny. And oh so true!

      Apr 23, 2014 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      I would like to top him and teach him things.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BJ McFrisky

      First of all, it was I who took that completely candid picture while A-Schock and I were meeting with the Closeted Homos of the Republican Party (CHORP) convention in Honolulu. (the buffet was superb)

      Secondly, if he is gay, why would he ever want to come out? As is evidenced from the above comments, the brainwashed masses will just continue to hate on him.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70

      If he was any farther back in the closet, his face would be mushed against the wall!

      Apr 23, 2014 at 5:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtispsf

      When he’s on a horse shirtless with Vladimir Putin, then I’ll know for sure they’re both queer. But will Vlad (The Impaler) be happy sitting behind Schock in the anatomically correct pose? Schnock is mos def a power bottom. Or do I have that reversed?

      Apr 23, 2014 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      @yousir75: how many straight anti-gay american congressmen follow young gay british diving twinks in speedos on instagram?

      Apr 23, 2014 at 8:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver

      That doesn’t look like a surfing pose, he looks like he’s crapping his pants — or airing out his “man cave” from last night’s “poker game.”

      Apr 23, 2014 at 8:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cyn

      Not a very big wave for all the jazz hands balance he needs.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 11:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • grethomory

      Oh, don’t you worry. A real big scandal is going to break on this guy…and he’ll be on every talk show telling how much he hated himself for being gay

      Apr 24, 2014 at 1:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Icebloo

      I’m glad to see this rich Republican can afford luxury vacations while he and his party vote against a rise in the minimum wage for millions, have blocked the extension of unemployment benefits for millions and voted against equal pay for women.

      Gay or straight this “man” is a self absorbed douchebag !

      Apr 24, 2014 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • coltonblack

      I am pretty sure he ruled out a run for GUV in his home state because his entire closet would have been blown open.

      Nice he can vacay in Hawaii and find time to model and pose on a wussy wave. Looks like it was a cloudy day from the picture. Hope it rained.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 1:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • marks2000

      He’s cute, obviously gay and obviously a bottom bunk. Is he available or hiding in a closet with a female? Either way, I’d bring him out of the closet. I bet he would like me for sure. Most guys do :)

      Apr 24, 2014 at 1:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty

      He looks like he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 1:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NJjoe

      There is no doubt in my mind that he’s a down-low guy. The gay vibe from him is seen from space.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 6:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NJjoe

      And to add, his “abs” ain’t all that!

      Apr 24, 2014 at 6:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      @BJ McFrisky:

      And once again, BJ’s first instinct is to jump to the defense of a right wing, anti-gay politician who is working against gay rights.

      BJ again shoes quite clearly that if you are anti-gay he will support you.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 10:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      @yousir75: said…

      “@Cam: All we have is SPECULATION – perhaps wishful thinking? – that Schock is closeted.
      Until it’s confirmed that Schock is in fact gay, I think the better course is to ignore this jerk until he does something anti-gay.
      But hey, if you like Queerty proving the gay stereotype that all we’re concerned about is looks, then have at it


      By all means, let’s ignore politicians who are anti-gay, working against our rights, and where there are multiple signs he is closeted including being outed in the media.

      Your comment is the same B.S. that all the fans of Clay Aiken, Ricky Martin, and Adam Lambert used to say (Oh you all just WANT them to be gay)

      No, actually as gays it is fairly easy to spot a closet case.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38

      @Cam: Damn we disagree on some issues some time, but I am freaking loving you today! Speak it baby!!!!!

      Apr 24, 2014 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yousir75

      @Cam: Do you have a reading comprehension problem? I wrote that Schock wasn’t worth our attention “until he does something anti-gay.” I already acknowledge in an earlier comment that he’s an anti-gay politician.

      But if you like superficial posts that focus on Schock’s body, have at it.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 11:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      I posted what you said. You stated there was “Wishful Thinking” I pointed out that being able to recognize a closet case has nothing to do with wishful thinking.

      As for doing something anti-gay, gee, you mean like going on TV and speaking out against gay rights? Voting against gay rights? You mean those things that he has ALREADY DONE?

      If you have a problem, take it up with yourself, it was your post.

      Apr 25, 2014 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yousir75

      @Cam: You’re as dense as BJ McFrisky.

      Schock is not doing something anti-gay right now. Queerty is ONLY POSTING ABOUT HIM B/C HE’S GOT HIS SHIRT OFF.

      Apr 26, 2014 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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