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Heterosexual GOP Congressman Aaron Schock Really Wants You To See His Abs


Completely heterosexual GOP Congressman Aaron Schock wanted to make sure you know how toned he is by posting this totally not posed or flexed photo of him surfing in Hawaii on his Instagram page today.

He seems pretty flexible, as we’d guess someone so used to ducking and dodging gay rumors should be.

Schock is undeniably handsome, but the abs were definitely more prominent in that notorious Men’s Health spread a few years back.

The fashionable politician was no doubt taking a breather before trying to figure out a coherent argument as to why he’s against gay marriage.

We’ll let you enjoy this, but looking at the pic makes us think of what the cover of his inevitable coming out memoir is going to look like.