Hilarious Twitter Account Plots Sex And The City Threequel

While fans are still licking their wounds over the second Sex And The City film, one Twitter account, @SATC3quel, imagines what the third movie might look like. Fortunately for internet fans, the account offers hilarious 140-character tales about space travel, getting verified and TED Talks. Yes, these ladies are adapting to life in a modern city.

The real question is: Would you watch any of these movies?

[CARRIE V.O.]: And from bed talks to TED talks, Samantha was learning how to disrupt. SAMANTHA [at TED talk]: *I love dick.* [wild applause]

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 23, 2013

 

[CARRIE V.O.]: As Samantha floated through outer space untethered, Charlotte found her inner star… untangled. [cut to hair salon]

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 23, 2013

 

[CARRIE V.O.]: My iPad was dead; my AppleCare had expired. And, with nothing lighting up, I wondered: Did *I* still care for my Big Apple?

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 22, 2013

 

[CARRIE V.O.]: Maybe a love affair is like a CitiBike. It’s easy to get on board… and easy to get hurt. [cut to Miranda falling off bike]

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 19, 2013

 

[CARRIE V.O.]: And while Samantha was getting cryogenically frozen, Miranda was experiencing an even bigger chill with Steve.

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 19, 2013

 

[CARRIE V.O.]: I’d been named to the Sexiest Women in Tech list. In this new digital age, I was number-one — so why did I feel like a zero?

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 18, 2013

 

MIRANDA: You know my motto. CARRIE: [tilts head forward] MIRANDA: YOLO — You Only Lamaze Once. ALL: [scream, cry with laughter]

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 18, 2013

 

CHARLOTTE: It’s nuts! He was gay, and now he’s flirting with me? SAMANTHA: He started as a bottom… now his whole team’s here! ALL: [clap]

— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 18, 2013

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