We’ve heard of plenty of hookup stories that went south, but this one has to take the cake.
Austin Adams, 18, Michael Gordon, 33, and Douglas Tench, 21 met at a nightclub in Spartanburg, S.C. and hit it off. They decided to take the party back to a private residence in Boiling Springs, S.C., where Gordon was dog sitting for the homeowner.
Predictable shenanigans ensued as they made use of their leant surroundings. The back porch led to the hot tub — you know the story.
But around 1:30 in the morning, Adams and Tench got into a dispute over who was the highest paid escort. As the old saying goes, three things you should never talk about on a first date are politics, religion and how much you get paid to have sex with strangers.
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The argument turned physical, and Adams lost control and started hitting Tench with his hands and feet while still in the hot tub.
Tench fled the scene and called a friend, who then called the cops.
After confessing to the assault, Adams reportedly told the cops to just, “arrest him and be done with it.”
It’s safe to say Michael Gordon will never be asked to dog sit again.
MarionPaige
in some locales (like new york) the victim has to be injured for something to be legally termed “an assault”. In New York, even the NYPD would have walked away without arresting anyone (unless someone was injured). This incident comes across as homo hostile cops deciding to publicly humiliate some guys.
MarionPaige
The two other guys were charged with providing alcohol to the younger guy, so, all three guys were arrested and charged with something yet there is no allegation that anyone was hurt. It’s all bullshit, bullshit that you would expect from homo hostile cops in the south.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
I’d certainly like to get a little water logged with Austin! :p
DarkZephyr
@MarionPaige: I actually agree with you about something instead of wanting to throw up when I read it.
Trippy
First rule of housesitting: Don’t invite total strangers over that you just picked up at a bar for a threesome. Good lord. The man was 33 years old – he should have known better.
lykeitiz
Too many hookers in a hot tub. When wh*res outnumber johns, drag queens should always be present to referee.
MarionPaige
in the actual police report at The Smoking Gun, the arresting cop specifically wrote that the alleged victim “had no visible injuries”. The guy listed as the “victim” of the alleged “assault” is listed as a suspect in supplying a minor (his alleged assailant) with alcohol.
Imagine a prosecutor actually going forward trying to convict a guy of assault when the guy is alleged to have been illegally supplied alcohol by his “alleged” victim?
RevJames
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
money718
Why is this news? Seriously….
MarionPaige
This “incident” is no different from the homo hostile Texas cops in Lawrence vs Texas . The bottom line being that, like in Lawerence vs Texas, cops went into a private residence and arrested three guys they suspected of engaging in gay sex.
The Gay Activists cheer that The Supreme Court in Lawrence vs Texas struck down anti-gay laws but then when some homo hotile cop GETS AROUND LAWRENCE by framing the situation as some wild gay hooker story none of them are smart enough to see what is actually going on. Meanwhile the delusional fucking gay marriage assholes continue beating the drums about polls showing that more Americans are accepting of Gay.
Cam
@MarionPaige: ” Meanwhile the delusional fucking gay marriage assholes continue beating the drums about polls showing that more Americans are accepting of Gay.”
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So what’s your point? By claiming they are delusional you seem to be claiming that they are lying about the polls? Well considering that every gay friendly ballot measure passed in 2012 and every gay hostile one failed, it obviously shows that the polls are right.
The fact is, even if 99% of the country one day loves gays, that still eaves 1% that would hate gays. In a country this size that is over 3 million people.
But you keep on blathering on about how bad gay marriage is, I’m sure someday somebody will listen to you….no matter which screename you use Marion/BJ/Brent etc….
Saint Law
@Cam: He even shoehorned his obsession in to a discussion of two rent boys rowing in a hot-tub?
Bitch really is batshit.
stranded
I clicked on this because of the 3 guys in the thumbnail for this article. You tricked me again queerty, but the Adams kid is quite cute. I hope the 2 rent boys get their shit together.
Evji108
These are some seriously low IQ guys. Who’s dumb idea was it to call the cops? Did they think some sexy cop in a tight uniform was going to come and get horny with them, like some fantasy porn flick?
You can’t fix this kind of stupid.
MarionPaige
the cops were called by an alleged “friend” of the guy who was dog sitting at the house with the hot tub. In other words, neither one of the three guys called the police.
In “Lawrence v Texas”, the person who called the police was a jealous lover who basically used the police to get back at his boyfriend – he told Texas police that there was “a black man with a gun acting crazy” and he let the police into the apartment.
In the case of the 3 in the hot tub, the police were told by some unnamed “friend” that the attacker had a knife and no knife was found.
jwtraveler
The “leant” surroundings? Were the house and property on a slope or tilting at the edge of a cliff?
Jonty Coppersmith
@jwtraveler:
“Leant” as in past tense of “lend.”
SteveDenver
Gordon is a moron for inviting two strangers back to a house of which he is was placed in care. Imagine if they had simply drugged him, robbed the place and stolen the dog?
jwtraveler
@Jonty Coppersmith: The past tense of “lend” is “lent”. No “a”.
Saint Law
@jwtraveler: STFU you uppity prating little eunuch.