Hulk Hogan’s Totally Not Sleeping With Daughter Brooke. With Her Boyfriend? Well…

The Hogan family has been rocked by so much infidelity and dysfunction there’s almost nothing left to cover. First daughter Brooke went on the defensive, denying on Twitter that her relationship with her father is anything but wholsome (creepy kissy-face candids not withstanding).

Now Hulk’s ex-wife Linda, who’s shilling her new memoir, Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against The Ropes, is suggesting the over-pumped icon of body-slamming pinned another wrestler in the bedroom.

On Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour podcast, the former Mrs. Hulk—a bastion of soft femininity herself—was asked in an e-mail whether there was any truth the story Hulk had an “intimate relationship” with Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.

“Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”

Aw, no, Hulk—say it ain’t so! What would Captain Lou say?

But seriously, all those mega-muscular guys in skintight Lycra grabbing each others’ sweaty bodies? There’s nothing gay about that. Now excuse us while we scrub our eyes out with a wire brush.

Hear the whole podcast (which also features an interview with out actress Heather Matarazzo) here.