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If You Call Adam Lambert a Faggot to Lady Gaga’s Face, She Will Douse You In Jesus Juice

Do people actually walk up to Lady Gaga and call her “a man”? And do those same people, who manage to get close to the pop diva, also bother calling friend Adam Lambert “a flaming faggot”?

Yes, if you believe the muckrakers at the National Enquirer (which, right now, we really want to). The tabloid reports The GaGa was partying at an Ottawa club after a concert in late sNovember when a man approached her and shouted, “I saw you and Adam Lambert on the AMA show, and the guy’s a flaming fa**ot — and I also think that you’re actually a MAN!”

She responds: “Well, that’s your opinion, isn’t it? And I’m not about to waste my time trying to change it.” But he wasn’t done yet!: “Well, don’t you care that you’re both going to HELL!” And then she was all: “No…not as long as I don’t have to see YOUR face there!” And he spat back: “WELL, YOU’RE A FREAK…AND SO IS HE!” And Gags then went: “Okay, that’s it! Call ME anything you want, but when you start calling my friends names, it’s OVER — it’s WAR!”

And that’s when Gaga, supposedly, poured a glass of wine on the guys’ head and left.

Who knows how much truth is in this story, but we like to believe it happened exactly as reported. Or, at the very least, Lady Gaga would react exactly this way given the hypothetical.

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