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This insane pole-dancing routine will have you begging for more… culture.

We’d like to reacquaint you with Peter Holoda, self-professed pole artist. In his flesh-colored singlet, he doesn’t so much dance around that pole as seduce it with shock-and-awe tactics involving flag-back roles, extended frodos, leg locks, la roues, and… yeah, we’re totally cribbing these terms from a pole-dancing website. You caught us.

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But Holoda, as you’ll see, is the real deal. Would it be overstating it to say the artist, with his every air invert and table top, succeeds in making something stir within? We’ll now back off and leave you with the jaw-dropping video footage, so you can be the judge. Get to it.