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Is Chris Crocker “America’s Sweetheart”?

Britney Spears‘ most mentally-imbalanced fan Chris Crocker “performed” in Las Vegas last night. Though we originally detested this kid, we’re actually kind of appreciating his existence.

That’s a far cry from “enjoying his existence,” but we can kind of dig that people like/exploit him.