Jordan Knight’s Nightmare


We didn’t have much of a thing for Jordan Knight of New Kids On The Block fame when we were kids, but in recent years we’ve developed an embarassing crush.

It’s heartbreaking, then, to see him sitting alone at a Wal-Mart, smiling self-consciously as it strikes him he’s never, ever going to have a come back. (We wish we had a better picture, but no other photographers showed. Shame.)

If we could, we’d cry. Unfortunately, the docs sewed our tear ducts shut when we had our face lift, so we’ll just whimper pathetically. Not that anyone’s listening.